I really like how sdv gets lumped with other cosy games bc everyone who's ever played it will gladly tell you it's a nightmare race against the clock 90% of the time. Fish me an octopus.

I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

huge milf snatching up a girl after a longggggggg day at work and shoving her down her pants for stress relief

Divas don't care about numbers

Luke’s face is what makes this.