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🙄 I guess there was a Presidential debate last night. Which is good, since there seemed to be so many undecided voters. I'm sure it really helped most people make the hard decision they've been wrestling over for months. 🙄 🙄 Also, did you guys know how shitty the candidate you're not voting for is? I just found out, like, five minutes ago. Good thing you're not voting for them! 🙄

Not all emails live up to initial expectations...

Just remember, guys, Hillary is a liar and her husband had an affair.

All the grandkids from my side of the family! (Only missing LKJ from Sarah's side)

"Nah, you guys should just leave your dishes right where they are. I'll come around and pick them up, rinse them off and put them in the dishwasher. You're very busy. Besides, I LIKE doing it." - Me, mumbling every morning after my kids get on the bus.

I'm SERIOUSLY considering dropping Luck from my fantasy team.

Hoosiers!

Are you voting for Trump? I beg you to listen to this first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yBGE80covk

Ellie/Ethan

Passing through your 'hood, John Cole, Stephen/Jennifer Erena!

Arguing that "All Lives Matter" is a bit like showing up to a Breast Cancer awareness event and shouting "All Cancer's Matter!"