Surely a heroine as universally known as Mulan needs no introduction. The story of a young lady, representative of her sex, taking her elderly father’s place in the military and becoming a war hero while disguised as a man for ten years only to return home and to her proper place in the home. Naturally, she has inspired much discourse about gender and sexuality in the modern day. There’s plenty of cracks at the Disney adaptations and Captain Shang’s gay awakening. And I love it. But while it is well and good to see Mulan passing as a man turning heads of the gentlemen around her, I always wondered where her slutty barbarian princess girlfriend went.
Now it’s easy to blame it all on American adaptations and make up some excuse about centering the patriarchy, being overly obsessed with gender politics, or being ignorant of Asian culture or whatever. But not only are these arguments relatively weak but they’re disproven by Japanese media alone. In Japan, there is no shortage of manga and other adaptations that love to play on the themes of gender and sexuality with Mulan. But as usual, the romances are focused on the relationships between Mulan and the men in her life. In some shoujo manga out there, Mulan’s commanding officer, roommate, and some sickly scholar dude are questioning their sexuality and even ready to meet the parents and push their gay agenda to marry their bro. But sadly, no lesbian representation in the land of the rising sun either. (But BL over GL, am I right?)
Perhaps due to CCP censorship and whatnot, China very rarely or very softly alludes to the gay potential of Mulan. But because censorship is staffed by dirty old men, lesbian Mulan is 100% friendly family communist golden stamp of approval! And I’m not talking about vanilla educational content to teach your crotch goblin love is love. I am talking about that slutty barbarian princess who manages to capture Mulan on campaign and string her up in her tent for a little “interrogation” only for them to just walk out the tent as sworn sisters. Who knows what sort of mad skills Mulan used to convince an enemy general to defect against her own lord father and reform from her tribe’s cannibal ways into a proper lady. But this subplot has been considered canon since 1675 when it was found in Romance of the Sui and Tang. Outside the original ballad, many derivative works have been written throughout China’s history by many a big name. Therefore, most historians do suspect Chu Renhuo of basically writing fanfiction down to the barbarian princess subplot with dramatic double suicide climax and the emperor ex machina everyone into being straight at the end. But my point is Warrior Princess Xianniang is not some modern invention for the woke libs, she’s been queer baiting Mulan readers since like the 17th century.
But I have never seen Xianniang or any hint of her character in adaptations outside of Chinese media. To be clear, I am not a Mulan nut or expert so it’s not like I’ve seen or read every single adaptation out there and can truly judge. But it seems the Xianniang subplot inspires Chinese creatives more than outside the great firewall. The 2009 film even expands on the subplot and we get to see what goes down in the tent scene (just some light kinky ropework & someone cupping a boob). And true to classic Chinese romance, no one marries who they actually wanted to marry but everyone did right by their Confucian duty and are happy for each other because they are all sworn brothers/sisters. (guys, just do a polycule and don’t tell your parents…Princess Xianniang, your dad is dead anyways & seeing how liberal your culture’s marriage laws are I doubt he will mind anyways)
So yeah, justice for Princess Xianniang even though she is problematic representation for the, er, northern and central nomadic people at the frontiers of China. But she is also an interesting and provocative character.
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RYOFU is a biopic, sort of? So Ryofu is the Japanese pronunciation of Lu Bu, a historical figure made legendary by the Romance of Three Kingdoms. The title is romanized because Japan likes to use English when they localize Chinese these days. (Kanji and hanzi is not so easy to translate actually) This was a man-friendly show because, like Castlevania, there were so many old men in the theatre. In this case it is because Romance of the Three Kingdoms is the Roman Empire for Japanese men so a lot of Takarazuka fans brought their dads and husbands this time around. These old men, they had a lot of thoughts about the show ranging from surface value drooling over hot general silhouettes to confusion when the plot gets derailed. And I can agree with most of their sentiments.
Spoilers for a 500yr old novel (translated in Eng over 100yrs ago) based on historical events over 1000yrs ago.
Overall, the plot is solid and captures the highlights of the early chapters of the novel effectively and with great visual impact. Characters are static for the most part as this is a story-driven show where the audience is expected to already be familiar with the source material and enjoy the epic highlights at face value. To summarize, the story takes place during the Spring-Autumn Period of Han China when central power has collapsed, and remnants of the royal family are scattered. Old vassals have turned warlord and carving up the once great empire. The royal family is now a joke, and he who has the child emperor can claim legitimacy and use him as a puppet. In short, Three Kingdoms is Chinese monarchist propaganda so the characters and factions who are trying to restore the Han are portrayed as the undisputed good guys, everyone else sucks and you are not meant to like them. That has never stopped any Japanese IP from making team Cao Cao or any controversial figure in Chinese history look cool.
Enter Lu Bu, an unmatched warrior of great strength, making him a highly effective general on the dueling scene. Legend is his idea of a fair fight is himself against three opponents, at once. His martial prowess was what brought him great fame in his lifetime and cemented his place in history and popular imagination. He was not, however, as effective in the tactical scene. Lu Bu is remembered for his many faults – arrogance, violence, messing with other people’s wives, and unreliability. The man practically betrayed everyone he knew, rendering him a less-than-ideal retainer despite being a beast in combat. Often perceived as a simpleton and brute of a man, he plowed through life as a self-serving asshole with zero foresight. He spat in the face of Confucian societal expectations and moral values as his favorite approach to contracts when entering into a lord’s service was getting adopted as a foster son and swearing double filial piety as a vassal to master and son to father. Except loyalty evidently meant nothing to him since he would drop one father for another if it suited him, sometimes offering up the head of the previous father to another potential father. If anything, Lu Bu was a controversial man.
He was also the strongest element of the musical. That would be expected seeing the title of the show is his namesake. The entire musical captured all these complicated facets of his character. Houzuki An presents a troubled man of violent temper and arrogance with great passion. Together with Haon Mika dance-galloping across the battlefield as Lu Bu’s fiery steed, the Red Hare, they bring to life the warmongering general with unquenchable ambitions. Between Houzuki’s performance and the costume department’s amazing armor design, Lu Bu stands on the stage as a legendary and memorable figure. This is the Flying General the world knows. We also get to see him grow into a more reflective and gentler person in private due to his beloved Diaochan’s influence though he struggles with peacetime concepts and some more complex ideas are beyond him. But he is given some depth rarely seen in the character. However, Lu Bu is only one half of a pair.
Takarazuka’s bread and butter has always revolved around romance. Therefore, it is baffling that they managed to fumble a famous romance already written for them. Now I understand changes are necessary when adapting stories across various media. But of all the things Takarazuka could mess with in their adaptation of a renowned epic romance, my main complaint is…
Lu Bu married who now?
Historically, we know Lu Bu was a married man to one known wife, but no one cares about her. The novel decided to triple his love life and recenter it on his fabled romance with Diaochan, one of the Four Great Beauties of China. Now Three Kingdoms is a sausage fest, so there is not much we can glean about Diaochan the character. She is more of a plot device that informs us about characters surrounding her and supplies commentary. Her foster father pimping her out demonstrates societal decay, regardless if you interpret him as a scheming social climber or misguided patriot driven by desperation to save his nation. Aforementioned father betrothing her to two men at once to instigate backstabbing drama shows us usurper Dong Zhuo is a morally bankrupt disgusting pervert of a tyrant, and Lu Bu is a morally bankrupt brute who can’t keep his anger and dick in check. As for Diaochan, when she is not a femme fatale assassin she is a representee of the brutalities of war – even beauty is not spared in the face of destruction. Chaos reigns supreme and chivalry is dead. Or is it?
What makes Lu Bu interesting in the novel is his individualistic personality. His disregard for societal conventions and morays does cause him to chafe with his contemporaries and is to his detriment on the political scene. But to his credit, maybe because he lived so against the norm, he was quite chivalrous in regard to Diaochan. Regardless who she really was and her ill circumstances, Lu Bu accepted all of her. In some retellings, Diaochan confesses she is an assassin sent to seduce Lu Bu right in the bedroom with Dong Zhuo’s corpse still warm between them. Lu Bu doesn’t mind and still agrees to marry if she wishes it. If Diaochan is a victim married against her will and attempts suicide in the name of honor and to remain faithful to her true love, white knight Lu Bu happily makes her a honest and living woman. Regardless, this marriage costs Lu Bu his own reputation as everyone remembers clearly the betrayal and assassination of his own foster father and technical claiming of someone else’s woman. It is hard to say how clearly Lu Bu was thinking at the time or if he fully understood the consequences of his actions, but ultimately he willingly shouldered the stain to his name. Furthermore, where lesser men would not be able to take their woman back after sexual assault, being deemed damaged goods, Lu Bu overlooks that and accepts Diaochan for all that she is. Were it not for the greater intrigues of the world and Lu Bu’s ambitions, they could have lived a content, simple life together.
I don’t think the original authors of various renditions of this romance thought that far about their relationship outside of an extraordinary hero should be paired with an extraordinary beauty. But from the text, we can glean novel Lu Bu is a generous and open-minded lover in some respects. Though this little love story is straightforward, both lovers are given depth and there are a lot of challenging concepts about chivalry and defining integrity for men and women that can be explored in this epic romance. But none of this was to Takarazuka’s liking. It appeared they wanted some spice for their musical but the main story was too controversial. Perhaps the original heroine was not “pure” enough for company values and too passive for modern women to relate to. Not to mention patricide is a bad look for an already contentious protagonist.
But the fix Takarazuka employed did not help much at all. In fact, it made have made the characters look worse. Instead of Diaochan, Lu Bu’s great love of his life has been swapped out for some chick named Xuelian. This is not a simple name change. She was outright switched with another character all together. While Diaochan is largely believed to be a fictional character, there are limits to hhow much you can change her without her losing her identity.
Xuelian is the daughter of Lu Bu’s first lord Ding Yuan. You know, the guy he betrayed and murdered for Dong Zhuo. On the surface, this doesn’t seem like a major change given Lu Bu’s track record. But Ding Yuan never pimped out his daughter. There was no need to. He was just warlording his merry way in his corner of China and made the wise political maneuver of betrothing his daughter to his star general to put a leash on the man. Since we are no longer following the original plot, the original conflicts are sterilized so Takarazuka needed to fabricate more lest the marriage to Xuelian devolve into a mundane political alliance where the main couple just needs to get to know each other better. To spice things up, Lu Bu is convinced by team Dong Zhuo to murder the entire Ding clan right before tricking Xuelian into marriage. This new scandal does drive home Lu Bu’s more negative traits, but he unfortunately never redeems himself to Xielian, making both of them look incredibly unforgivable for Takarazuka protagonists.
Lu Bu is irredeemably a dastardly traitor, murderer, and liar – as far from a gentleman as one can be. Also, their whole marriage and love is built on lies and familicide. He is allegedly moved by Xuelian’s virtuous and noble nature, yet he dies a selfish despot with anger issues. I take no issue with static characters, as mentioned earlier that was the approach with this musical. Problem is they framed the story to give Lu Bu room to grow. There is a pivotal scene where Xuelian rescues an orphan, interrupting her own wedding. The concept of mercy and grace to the downtrodden is seeded in Lu Bu, made clear by the blocking of the scene. Yet we do not get the payoff in Act II. All his actions after this is just in service of what he wants, it never pivots towards consideration for the common folk or soldiers under his care in reflection of the alleged love of his life. So now Lu Bu has been reduced from a man who attempts to make honorable choices under impossible circumstances to a brute who just never learns.
They also did “Diaochan’s” character dirty as well. Xuelian marrying under false pretenses is a great disservice to her character. She is rendered a less than stellar heroine for forgiving the man who murdered her family for no reason (being Chinatsu hot only gets you so far, Lu Bu…) despite her preaching righteousness. While there is no problem having problematic female characters or toxic themes, it seems to run contrary to Takarazuka’s initial intent in this production. They don’t even know which “Diaochan” they want her to be. Sometimes portrayed as just another victim of a cruel world, other times a femme fatale who is an active player in her father’s schemes; I suspect they tried to merge both. Now we have a woman who is simultaneously too pure for this world but also a sultry assassin-seductress who is half-assed at her job because Takarazuka heroines cannot be too competent in this department. The character’s inconsistency can be quite jarring to watch despite Amashi Juri’s best efforts. A woman who is anti-war decides violence will solve the conflict at hand. A proper lady raised in a respectable household with love somehow thinks she can be so scandalous as dance in public and seduce a dirty old man. The discrepancy between the character’s gentle personality and ruthless decisions is simply too wide a leap of logic.
Another problem is Diaochan still exists in this timeline as Wang Yun’s daughter, who is still being set up to marry Dong Zhuo. Neither woman can even claim the reputation of empire-ending beauty to her name as Xuelian easily impersonates the other woman anyways. Diaochan is just a meek little girl swept up in her father’s politics. But as she is no longer the female lead, she does not matter. Xuelian offering to take her place in marriage is meant to give her some agency and strength of character but much like her acts of kindness and charity in front of Lu Bu, the impact of her actions is inconsequential. She, a married woman, deciding to take someone else’s place in their marriage to personally assassinate a tyrant is a naïve plan and her husband has to bail her out halfway anyways. She makes decisions, but they aren’t meaningful. She is a great beauty with a twin. Strangely, the real Diaochan somewhat diminishes the fake Diaochan’s spotlight, causing confused mutterings in the audience during intermission.
Watching RYOFU for the sausage fest of the Three Kingdoms, was entertaining enough. But the main romance of Lu Bu and Diaochan was a very frustrating experience. While the intent of the changes were painfully clear, the sloppy and illogical execution resulted in diminished characters and muddled romance.
For the most part, I agree with most of fandom on this one. They both look hella cute and I would totally love them as skins. Not terribly concerned about their mechanics since its predictable. Hoyo will design them to fit upcoming Elation gameplay and the SPs are meant to keep older character relevant to the plot by keeping them abreast of powercreep. But their designs, while loveable, are a little underwhelming to me. Was excited for fancy fits even if it’s just more fantasy tails and gowns. (I want an excuse to make a fantasy tailcoat, please Hoyo!)
But the designs make you wonder what the next patch is about. It seems we’re getting more of a filler beach episode than moving the plot forward. We just had action and drama in the last patch so it’s time for a slow, fun vacation as Aventurine put it.
If that’s the case, had tiered units not become obsolete, Aventurine & Robin SPs could have been fun as 4-star units. Yes, their stats would need to be nuked to fit the downgrade, but that meta would fit the mood of a fun beach episode and the more casual outfits. They’re on holiday so you’ve caught them not at full power but they’ll have niche mechanics because vacation mode. Robin is resting her voice so not going to buff you like her 5-star form. Aventurine is taking advantage of his PTO so he’ll be coasting on his luck. They would be more accessible for new players or fans on a budget and, if designed right, mechanics could be fun for meta players when constructing creative or niche strategies. But since 4-stars are meaningless in this game, they could have been skins. I would buy them! Then there would be room for cooler skins that fit the tone of the overall story for SP release.
This is not a thesis, just thinking aloud. There is no point here. I just wonder if part of the underwhelming feeling fans are getting is how specific the skins look. The characters so far have been designed to match the overall world and do not look awkwardly out of place if transplanted to another map, because – you know – they live in the same universe where different worlds with the exception of Amphoreous are in close contact with each other. But Aventurine’s and Robin’s SP skins scream specifically beach resort, which is probably to match the story arc of the next patch or a couple tropical maps on Planarcadia. Surely Beach-churine would dress back up into his gay suit if he planned to warp to Jarilo VI to work, but as a player you are going to use Beach-churine as a unit when you need him regardless of how ridiculous it looks on screen. Sure, beach skins aside, other characters aren’t dressed for all environmental conditions. Robin’s gala dress isn’t exactly adventurer wear either but it suits her character, her homeworld, and overall vibe of the game for players to accept the visuals. So perhaps the main complaint is immersion. Are developers demanding greater suspension of disbelief from us along with our cash?
That’s enough midnight speculation. Watch as the next patch invalidates everyone’s arguments lol.
Make 4-stars fun again! So much lost potential to be silly... (also, how has no one beaten the fifth star off of Scott's spoof banner?)
Also, I'm just salty and greedy still. Yeah we have pirate, new years glam, bedtime, etc Aventurine already so why not have resort Aventurine to chill and relax. But I want hot clown Aventurine...
(Spoiler Warning? Since I talk about Nezha in modern fiction and I have been yelled at to check my privilege and that I can’t treat Chinese media like Western media even if it’s classic lit because English audience is relatively new and I can’t ruin their experience. -_- But Nezha is a legit deity and a lot of his lore are known legends within his home culture. For analogy, do we like treat the Bible as ubiquitous culture or literature? And what about the case of classic lit? How do we handle things like Jane Austin for new audiences, especially when the major beats are so widely known even among non-readers? Who is going to seriously read all of Investiture of the Gods if there is even an English translation out there? While I think this whole situation of needing to self-moderate when I just want to talk about my culture is unfair, I can understand the other side and want to contribute to the positive spread of my own culture, so I have done my due diligence. But I am not above complaining about it. Sorry for the rant, Nezha talk below.)
(Also, possible trigger warnings for conservative heteronormative family values, violence, and suicide)
Third Prince Nezha in irl is the Chinese god of children and family values. Immortal, he is forever under 20 years old. Blessed with the pretty face and stature of a healthy divine teen or as cute as a babe with rosy cheeks, you can pray to him for anything no matter how silly or selfish it is. But do not come to him for adult problems, especially about divorce. He doesn’t like it when mom and dad are fighting. You don’t want him to smite you. Omnipotent and armed to the teeth by his shifu, Taiyi Zhenren, with all sorts of divine instruments and weapons, he is equal to the Monkey King Wukong in a duel. Legend has it he only lost because the Monkey King is his bro and bros don’t kill their bros. Also, he may have been in a rebellious phase when his father ordered him into combat. Couple such power with the temper of an angsty teen who will throw tantrums like a toddler, it is not only acceptable but advisable you offer him sweets, meats, and toys for his pleasure. Though naughty and temperamental like all children ever, he is of course a good kid at heart. He is a god after all, the most perfect and worst son one can have. He obeys his mother and always respectfully asks her permission to play, tells her where he’s going, and comes home on time. Though there was an incident where he quarreled with the neighbors during play time, ripped out the dragon neighbor’s spine and wore it like a trophy before running home to hide when the dragon’s father flew over to tell his parents he was taking them to heavenly court. Naturally, his parents were angry, but he is a good and filial son, so honor killed himself to protect them and the good people of the city from the wrath of the dragons. Boys will be boys.
In fiction and popular imagination, he is often portrayed as an overpowered mama’s boy with daddy issues. Even though his old man Li Jing is a respectable general of heaven and god in his own right, clearly no one is afraid of getting smited for less-than-ideal portrayals of the man. We all know he got his promotions through his OPed sons, specifically Nezha. And still he had the audacity to burn down his own boy’s temple because the Third Prince was better at being a deity than him. Compared to his Master who revived him with an indestructible lotus body and spoiled him with some really leet divine weapons, it’s not hard to tell who the preferred father figure is. But childhood is very dynamic, so Nezha’s portrayal can become incredibly diverse.
Chinese people apparently like their Third Prince explosive and angry, regardless of age. The old adaptations of Journey to the West and Investiture of the Gods from post-war to 1980s when the budget was in hell didn’t try anything interesting with his character. They’re just animated or live action retellings of his original legend with a healthy smattering of proper family values (listen to your parents’ absolute word, even if your dad is a dick, etc).
But in live action series after that, there was more run time to tell in-depth stories. We begin to enjoy arcs where Nezha goes off to make friends with the wrong crowd like troublemaking monkey kings because he thinks someone is cool if they can last more than five minutes in fisticuffs. He’s less than the good little soldier under his father’s command, flopping down on a cloud in protest and making nasty faces until dad threatens to give him a good spanking. When he goes full asura mode and stretches out his 4-8 arms and two heads/faces, he sometimes banters with his other faces and cracks some juvenile jokes. But I digress, his contentious relationship with his father is often played for laughs. They just have normal family arguments that are power scaled up and dad getting beat and needing to beg other deities for help managing his own household is comedy. Nezha is disobedient because that’s just how boys are, but he will ultimately begrudgingly obey like a good kid. How a father who is weaker than his son can even threaten to discipline him is never explained but Nezha is filial because…cosmic order. His relationship with his teacher, the societal father, can border on rude as some directors just do the bare minimum and hit the plot beats of the source material. The lad goes and makes a fuss at his Master’s whenever he loses a fight demanding more power and gets his way, not because anyone condones such behavior but because Heaven is in a state of emergency and someone needs to beat that monkey king ASAP. Overall, character dynamics can be a little weak and relies heavily on canon for characterization.
Modern audiences are probably more familiar with the recent animated films such as Ne Zha (2019) and New Gods: Nezha Reborn (2021). In the films centered around him, he is a gremlin who can’t control his strength and is prone to anger. When in asura or teen mode, he is edgier and no less rebellious or destructive. All within the realm of expectation. But his relationship with his family is more humanizing and the dynamic is reasonable, exploring nature and nurture. His father is given some dignity for once and his troubles with raising an overly powerful son are explored. In fact, the parents enjoy a modern and egalitarian relationship where they work together to raise their family, though each have their own way of reaching out to their son. The same can be said of his Master, who is given more to do than just playing at deux de machina. However, the first film at least is focused on the mother-son bond so all the fathers, godfathers, and their daddy issues take a back seat. Within this cinematic universe, Nezha’s relationships with his family and other characters are generally modernized and the most normal.
Japanese Nezha, romanized Nataku, is often in his sulky teens – an emotionally checked-out, robotic killing machine. If he is obedient, it is because he initially lacks a soul or free will. Evidently, Japanese creators are as enamored by his rebirth into an artificial shell of a lotus body as they are by his raw power. To them, Nataku is exclusively a fictional character from novels brought over during the Edo era. While a few Taoist deities have crossed the sea, I have yet to see a temple dedicated to Nataku in Japan. Perhaps for this reason, more artistic licenses have been taken. A major part of his character development in Japanese media is gaining that light in his eyes, then he goes through a emo phase as he finds himself and place in the world. His daddy issues, if dad is in the picture at all, by far the most abusive overseas. In Saiyuki (1996) his father is a shameless social climber using his son as a tool. Nataku, in contrast to his Chinese counterpart, is stoic and aloof due to being raised in a strict household and groomed for formal court life. While he has his own views, he ultimately suppresses his true self to remain loyal to his father, gaslighting himself to believe they have a loving relationship. It is when he is away from his father, we see the carefree and playful boy he actually is. Ultimately, the relationship is toxic and irredeemable. Nataku’s characterization is much the same in Houshin Engi (1996). His daddy issues are pretty straight forward. In his first life, he is just picking favorites between his parents so ignores his father in favor of his mother like a punk. What really tips the scales against his father is when dad destroys his grave that mom built, pissing his reincarnation off. But while he had many chances to avenge the desecration and actually kill his father, he never follows through. One can say he is just being a brat and holding a grudge but doesn’t actually hate his father. Therefore, while the father-son dynamic is not so abusive as in Saiyuki, it is still violent and tense. In this series, the teacher is a much more prominent character and has a similarly violent relationship with Nataku but is actually able to communicate because he took the time to understand his disciple. Points in his favor for being that teacher who goes the extra mile and guides his students towards their goals by talking at their level along with some gentle parenting, in a manner of speaking. He is the cool uncle that lets you do whatever you want that everyone wished they had while bio-dad is being clowned on back down on Earth. Following killer puppet tradition, CLAMP’s X/1999 (1992) features Nataku as an androgynous, emotionless clone created to fulfill their destiny in the apocalypse. As a clone, they have no particular family outside their ties to their donor. They are related to their creator, Chairman Tojo, as their genetic material is derived from Tojo’s granddaughter, Kazuki. But they don’t have any emotional bond as Nataku is perceived as a tool. As the series progresses, they inherit their host’s memories, implying a form of reincarnation, and gain their own will. This culminates in them forming a final wish, which is to both die by and protect the person they love most. This wish is fulfilled by proxies of Kazuki’s parents. This is the closest we get to parent-child relationships in this universe, mostly symbolic.
Videogame Nezha sometimes gets a sex change! This is not offensive or unusual at all. He is canonically said to be as pretty as a girl in contrast to his raw martial power. Think of Inosuke from Kimetsu no Yaiba (2016). Fun fact, sometimes the Lotus Prince is portrayed as a woman and most likely a professional gymnast in C-dramas because only a girl can pull off the splits and backflips needed for his energetic fight style. I may be biased but when it comes to live action, actresses tend to be more fun and charming as Nezha than their male counterparts. One can even argue his portrayal as a girl serves gender parity. While usually depicted as a boy, he is still god of all children – not exclusively sons. However, as the games are not so attached to any source material and Nezha is sometimes just a summons, there are no daddy issues to unpack.
Ironically, Nezha’s characterization and relationships in Big Brother/My Senior Brother is Too Steady (2023)* is the most unconventional compared to other adaptations, even the Japanese ones. Nezha does not lack father figures here, which may explain why he is such a sweet, golden child. His biological father is not a loser but an upstanding citizen and present family man who Nezha actually respects. This is no small feat seeing that poor Li Jing is surrounded by OPed immortals, gods, and demons. Despite knowing he is way out of his league and having an all-powerful son at his disposal he still bravely stands his ground and opts to protect his underaged son, willing to sacrifice his own life as penance for Nezha accidentally killing the dragon prince Ao Bing. Nezha undergoes his asura puberty early of his own volition to save his father rather than being compelled by any adult. Fair to say father and son are on good terms and the Li family are very much a boring, typical family. Taiyi Zenren is also a very present cool uncle since Nezha’s birth along with the series’ protagonist. As they both have some foresight about the great war brewing in the future, the former spoils the boy while the later covers his butt so his childhood can be as smooth as possible. Most of Nezha’s negative traits are also attributed to being cursed with a literal inner demon but after explosive asura puberty, he is able to harness it, all thanks to the good influence of his great father. The worst he gets is getting bratty for celestial weapons like a kid at a candy shop. Even as a teen he is still the most well-mannered of his fictional counterparts. He bothers to apologize after he draws the Qiankun Bow right after his father explicitly tells him not to touch it. He is even remorseful for piercing the fabric of reality when other renditions of the boy would probably have him jumping in excitement about how far the bow can shoot. Somehow, the most recent Nezha and Li family buck the trend by being the most mundanely wholesome and well-adjusted of the bunch.
Conclusion: post-2000s Chinese Nezha media is the most wholesome when it comes to family dynamics and he carries the least amount of daddy issues.
*Yeah, I just wanted to talk about this one specific, incredibly small part of an otherwise basic bitch cultivation series.
As someone who grew up in Taiwan and visited family there semi-regularly, I noticed that budaixi is so…normal. Compared to the reverence and respectability similar traditions like bunraku enjoys in Japan, budaixi holds a more mundane existence in Taiwan. To my knowledge it doesn’t hold any special position like intangible cultural heritage nor does it receive any form of government or NPO support. This might be because Taiwanese people themselves don’t consider budaixi art or anything of value at all. It is just another form of entertainment one finds while flipping channels on TV. Some people think it’s just for kids, some think the puppets are creepy and keep scrolling, and some people casually enjoy it as a nice action show. Most of Taiwanese budaixi are essentially low-budget wuxia fantasy filled with epic battles, sacred weapons and cultivation manuals, and romance (yes, puppet sex is a thing). Shows like Pili could have easily competed with the sad live action scene of 1980s Taiwan but in the modern era, most people prefer the much more big-budget C-dramas for their wuxia fix. At its worst, Pili or a sister series gave budaixi a bad name in the popular zeitgeist after a couple of unsupervised kids submitted puppet story summaries for their history homework and exams instead of studying. One such scandal nearly ended budaixi in Taiwan. At its best, it is a niche interest. And honestly, budaixi probably haven’t enjoyed so much positive popularity until now when Gen Urobuchi’s Thunderbolt Fantasy spin-off put the artform on the global map. But overall, Taiwanese puppetry is viewed more commercially. It is entertainment, product, pop culture.
But simultaneously, one can argue since budaixi is not recognized as an invaluable artform or traditional culture, it is allowed to be free. Once an artform is labelled cultural heritage, it is frozen in time. No one dares to experiment or change it; there are rules and regulations that define its protection status. But Taiwanese budaixi was allowed to grow and be creative. They film it for TV and one can see the anime and C-drama inspirations with just a glance. CGI and practical effects are allowed. The puppets have also gotten bigger and more technologically advanced in just a couple decades. They can flutter their pretty, long lashes and articulate cool stunts compared to their predecessors. Now some studios, like Pili Multimedia, even employ 3D printing and have upgraded other techniques to make the famous puppets. (can you make them cheaper please? When is the next BOGO for the collectables?) Thunderbolt Fantasy, by nature a collaboration, has even broken the tradition of single voice actor serving as narrator and voice of the entire cast. So not only is Thunderbolt Fantasy the first and only budaixi series in a different language, but it is also unique in using multiple voice talents. Though a traditional artform, it is clear budaixi in Taiwan survives through modernity and innovation compared to her sister puppet theatre traditions.
Part of me, when watching Taiwanese budaixi specifically, appreciates it as a mature artform and believes it deserves more recognition as cultural heritage. But part of me also believes art and theatre are alive and maybe we should let budaixi be to do what it wants for the glory of art. It is hard to find the balance and many artforms today find themselves at this crossroads – adapt and change or preserve the beauty.
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For the most part, I agree with most of fandom on this one. They both look hella cute and I would totally love them as skins. Not terribly concerned about their mechanics since its predictable. Hoyo will design them to fit upcoming Elation gameplay and the SPs are meant to keep older character relevant to the plot by keeping them abreast of powercreep. But their designs, while loveable, are a little underwhelming to me. Was excited for fancy fits even if it’s just more fantasy tails and gowns. (I want an excuse to make a fantasy tailcoat, please Hoyo!)
But the designs make you wonder what the next patch is about. It seems we’re getting more of a filler beach episode than moving the plot forward. We just had action and drama in the last patch so it’s time for a slow, fun vacation as Aventurine put it.
If that’s the case, had tiered units not become obsolete, Aventurine & Robin SPs could have been fun as 4-star units. Yes, their stats would need to be nuked to fit the downgrade, but that meta would fit the mood of a fun beach episode and the more casual outfits. They’re on holiday so you’ve caught them not at full power but they’ll have niche mechanics because vacation mode. Robin is resting her voice so not going to buff you like her 5-star form. Aventurine is taking advantage of his PTO so he’ll be coasting on his luck. They would be more accessible for new players or fans on a budget and, if designed right, mechanics could be fun for meta players when constructing creative or niche strategies. But since 4-stars are meaningless in this game, they could have been skins. I would buy them! Then there would be room for cooler skins that fit the tone of the overall story for SP release.
This is not a thesis, just thinking aloud. There is no point here. I just wonder if part of the underwhelming feeling fans are getting is how specific the skins look. The characters so far have been designed to match the overall world and do not look awkwardly out of place if transplanted to another map, because – you know – they live in the same universe where different worlds with the exception of Amphoreous are in close contact with each other. But Aventurine’s and Robin’s SP skins scream specifically beach resort, which is probably to match the story arc of the next patch or a couple tropical maps on Planarcadia. Surely Beach-churine would dress back up into his gay suit if he planned to warp to Jarilo VI to work, but as a player you are going to use Beach-churine as a unit when you need him regardless of how ridiculous it looks on screen. Sure, beach skins aside, other characters aren’t dressed for all environmental conditions. Robin’s gala dress isn’t exactly adventurer wear either but it suits her character, her homeworld, and overall vibe of the game for players to accept the visuals. So perhaps the main complaint is immersion. Are developers demanding greater suspension of disbelief from us along with our cash?
That’s enough midnight speculation. Watch as the next patch invalidates everyone’s arguments lol.
Very fun revue. However, I cannot tell if Yoshimasa just wanted to direct Dark Crystal and couldn’t get the rights or he slapped “crystal” in the title of his gay dinosaur swords and sorcery themed revue to pass it through management. Either way, carry on.
Speaking of dinosaurs, I need to find the otokoyaku who nommed me on the second floor! I'm faceblind and they were wearing dino-hoodies in the number. (Yes I know the number was dragon-themed but I had a laugh) But I doubt she was Ayami Sera. She's too high up to be assigned to second floor duty, surely. But that jawline...
Also, someone in Takarazuka is clearly playing Genshin. Chinatsu looks like Neuvillette, lol.
I have so many thoughts about RYOFU but first I wanna add my two cents to the Pursuit of Jade discourse, lol. So how pretty is too pretty for a martial figure? I think people on both sides focus too much on the face. I think that's the wrong place to look, but understandable since we all like to look at a pretty face.
Anyways, let the pretty face be. We all love a pretty face, male or female. It is, in fact, shoulders that maketh man! I know in the past, I've said military braids maketh man but I would like to amend that now that I have once again learned something new from Takarazuka. So I submit for your consideration, their latest show~
Top star Hozuki An was tasked with the role of Lu Bu, who is considered to be a very butch and hypermasculine man in the Chinese & Japanese imagination. As in, he has been historically & presently depicted as a huge dude who's idea of a fair fight is 3 vs 1...where he is the one. And while Takarazuka is filled with actresses who are experts at depicting men, once can argue they are generally more suited to the gentleman or dandy or basically track-and-field kind of guy by virtue of being overworked women. But seeing Hozuki An live I can say I was convinced at her portrayal of a giant military general beast of a man and killing machine. (and believe you me I've watched a ton of Takarazuka) This is also thanks to the costume department, they've upgraded the Chinese armors and I think the bixue or tiger head pauldrons are really doing the heavy lifting in bulking out the ladies. Not only did they give Chinatsu a nice general's silhouette but other generals in the cast as well. The martial side of this show was hella masculine. All the generals like Kazuma Asano as Cao Cao looked great. And you could even contrast them to young Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who looked too skinny as they were in plainer clothes and little armor. There was even a scene where all the generals were lined up and you could compare and see how a much a difference a full suit of armor made. (And before people complain about what they did to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, remember their lord was still broke at this time in history and could not afford nice armors so their depiction is within the realm of possibility) So in summary, if desired look of a general is hypermasculine but actor has pretty face then bulk him up and give him a nice suit of armor.
And don't forget the beastie detailing for that nice military manly man fashion. Cuz yes men like to be fashionable too, its just that their definition of fashionable is different and less "gay" as some people like to put it. Just look at historical pageantry armor, modern suits and watches, etc. It's out there. Men wanna be pretty too.
Gushing about fancy armors aside, I fail to see the problem in casting Zhang Linghe as a military man. Costume department did an admiral job bulking him up and giving him the proper silhouette when he's in armor. Yes he slims down in civilian clothes but even then his shoulders are still broad.
So yeah when portraying masculinity, one should consider the whole silhouette. (and I just wanted to say lots of nice things about the costume design in RYOFU, is all)
NHK recently produced a dramaticized "biopic" (aka historical fiction) of jazz singer and actress Shizuko Kasagi. It so happened she started her career in Shochiku Gakugeki Club, the proto-OSK Nippon Kageki, under the stage name Shizuko Mikasa. As such, NHK hired a bunch of OSK actresses to star in the women's revue scenes as their very own predecessors! It's short and sweet and has many nods to the Jazz age in Japan.
They paid attention to a lot of little details in portraying post-war Japan both on and off stage. I only pulled the OSK-relevant scenes given this is what my audience would be most familiar with. Sempai-kohai relationships are strict as usual. Otokoyaku hair has not yet evolved to the current form and not everyone has cut it all off. Otokoyaku still wear skirts. Everyone talks kansai-ben off stage. Kimono are stripey. A quant, fun watch.
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It is a well-written classic cultivation story that deconstructs cultivation/wuxia/xianxia (aka all the Chinese fantasy) tropes.
It’s also a modern story with refreshing elements and contemporary sensibilities. So if you’re finding the legendary greats like Crane-Iron Series or anything by Jing Young a bit dated, dry, or the fandom too dense to get into - Liu Yao is a good place to get back into the genre. This isn’t your daddy’s cultivation book (oh boy is it not).
Liu Yao is great for newbs.
It’s a good introduction to the cultivation genre. The story is straightforward and follows a classic structure of Chinese-y hero's journey regardless if you want to enjoy it through a solo protagonist or the power of friendship adventure. The major beats are all played straight: misfit or quirky apprentice gets initiated, loses mentor halfway through training, trains/studies their asses off to become the best cultivators (martial arts proficient wizards) ever, inherits heirloom super weapon along the way, and avenges whatever cause of their tragedy while saving the world from Evil.
Common tropes in the cultivation genre are explained in detail instead of dumping you in the deep end and expecting you to infer or to understand them like most cultivation novels. So if you have ever been confused why people in ancient Chinese movies can fly, why heavenly tribulations are always lightning strikes, how to immortal/golden core, or WTF is a primordial spirit; this novel will explain all.
(Jeez I sound like some geezer trying to scam kids into buying “cultivation” books...come to my mountain, drink my koolaid! :D)
Outen no Mon the show made me want to read the manga. Reading the synopsis, I originally joked with friends that this was just another Heian era swashbuckling mystery thriller or Onmyoji knockoff sans magic. It is not just another Heian era swashbuckling mystery thriller, it is…different enough to be called unique. Where Onmyoji was basically tale of a smartass, debauched sorcerer and straightlaced warrior who overcome their differences to save Heian-kyo to comical effect; Outen no Mon is about a smartass, bookworm scholar and playboy warrior who overcome their differences to save Heian-kyo. As in any story set in Heian-kyo, it is haunted. No wonder onmyoji business was booming during that era. The difference is in Onmyoji the ghosts are real while in Outen no Mon the real danger lies in man. As for the chick in the team, the immortal priestess is replaced with an imports and antique dealer who is probably also running a sweatshop of counterfeit goods. But she has a good heart and uses her talents in service of the protagonists so don’t worry about it.
Characters:
In summary we have the brains, the brawn, and the street smarts for our protagonist team of investigators. They can also be classified as middle class (Sugawara no Michizane), aristocrat (Ariwara no Narihira), and peasant (Shouki). They are performed by our triple moon tops: Tsukishiro Kanato, Houzuki An, and Umino Mitsuki respectively. (I just realized the tops and niibante of moon troupe all have moon in their name. Coincidence? ^^;) This is my second non-romantic Takarazuka show in a row. First I got a politically-charged Chinese historical fiction and now I got a politically-charged Japanese historical fiction. In other words, this show tends to focus on the mystery and we follow the friendship of Michizane and Narihira more closely than anything Shouki is doing. Reiko and Chinatsu portrayed their respective roles and contrasted each other admirably. Michizane as a character is a shut-in bookworm and apathetic to the machinations of the court, choosing to mingle with the commoners whom he feels kinship with. This often manifests as dressing casually to see the Emperor. In the manga, he is a classic shounen hero with a difficult, socially awkward personality but still a morally upstanding citizen. Reiko’s version is a bit more socially competent and suave because she is a Takarazuka hero. Her Michizane comes across as an introverted and introspective youth rather than full hikikomori. Since we aren’t privy to internal monologue in this staging, this is probably a better approach for presenting the main character.
Then we have Chinatsu as Narihira, resident playboy and military officer responsible for the safety of Heian-kyo. While being a nepo-baby nobleman, he does take his job seriously and is open-minded. His haughtiness and discrimination against the peasants is a result of ignorance rather than him being a dick and his friendship with Michizane begins with him opening his eyes to the plight of the disenfranchised. I feel the fanservice was toned down compared to usual Takarazuka fare. Narihira is so blasé about his charms. Instead of a dramatic pose or drawn out moment where he puts his flirt on, he’s just going about his day and doing his job. He just throws out a wink or wave while on patrol but marches professionally on when he’s on the clock even if fangirls are present. That strikes me as a different portrayal of playboy from the norm. Houzuki An is certainly one who would know she is suave without overcompensating. XD Her makeup didn’t photograph well in some angles and I think she was attempting an old man but sexy look as Narihira is considerably older than Michizane. Chinatsu’s voice is divine and it’s strong enough to carry. Couple times she nearly blew out her mic in both the show and revue. Also, I swear she had more costume changes than the Top Star since she’s playing a man of society so we saw her in dress uniform, street uniform, casual ensemble, etc. On the other hand, Michizane is a maverick scholar known to be a slob who even dares to come to court in the Heian version of sweatpants and T-shirt so Tsukishiro Kanato is usually in the same outfit.
As the political intrigue features heavily in the story, the show is a bit of a sausage fest so there isn’t much for musumeyaku to do. There are only three named female roles of note so it makes sense that Eri would take the biggest female role. Shouki is a fun character in her own right and has no romantic subplot as a shrewd businesswoman and an equal member of our intrepid trio. She is the ingenious friend who provides the resources to make Michizane’s plans a reality. It is a refreshing role for a musumeyaku, who usually get stuck as love interests. Of course, there is star-crossed romance on the side in case seinen is not your genre. Narihira and Takako were lovers who tried to elope in their youth but circumstances of birth have rendered their relationship forbidden. They resolve this the mature, Japanese way (those of you who watch Japanese historical dramas know what I’m talking about). For a side character and love interest, Takako is a complex character with her own personality and drive despite her vulnerable social circumstances that Amashi Juri brought to life. Generally, the female characters were well-developed and interesting even if sparse.
Kazama Yuno as Fujiwara no Mototsune is practically a lead character and a complicated antagonist. He doesn’t have much depth to him as cold and calculating Fujiwara Jr who does most of foster dad’s dirty work. However, his relationship with everyone else makes him interesting. He had a not-negative acquaintance with Kisshoumaru, Michizane’s deceased older brother. However, his younger brothers were responsible for Kisshoumaru’s death. Thus, Mototsune and Michizane’s relationship is awkward to say the least. If his solo number is any indication, he really did consider the Sugawara brothers as friends and misses their childhood romps while regretful about the harm his dick younger brothers inflicted. Mototsune hasn’t completely gone to the dark side yet, perhaps due to him being a distant relative adopted into the main branch of the Fujiwaras or his youth. Him and Takako are on the same boat as adoptees from a lesser branch of the family so he is more sympathetic and softer towards her. He’s also willing to give respect when it is due, even if it is for the opposition.
Those are the characters worth mentioning. The supporting cast do their jobs. The two child characters are comic relief running around to sing the praises of Michizane’s genius. Groups of women serve to showcase how corruption has disenfranchised the poor or as fangirls to promote Narihira’s star stud status. The Sugawara household are a wholesome and supportive family who are scholarly and down to earth. The Fujiwara household is…evil. I joke but they portray a toxic and strained family. Half are spoiled, despotic fools hiding behind the family name while the other half are miserable, calculating souls forced to make sacrifices and make up the slack of the former. The emperor is young, naïve, and weak. But he is always that way in any media featuring the corrupt Fujiwara puppeteering the throne (an actual stretch of history Japanese media love to defer to). Overall, a strong cast from Tsukigumi!
Plot:
Story wise, it was a good opening but as the manga is ongoing and probably quite lengthy, it feels like we just completed an arc. The arc is specifically about a demon parade harassing the streets of Heian-kyo that kills hapless citizens caught in its path. By imperial decree among other circumstances, our main characters find themselves working together to stop the murders and uncover the truth of the matter. The mystery of murder-ghosts was resolved but a lot of the interpersonal conflicts remained open-ended. And what I mean by resolution is the streets are safe again now that the murderers are arrested but we never learn the motive or discover the mastermind. In this respect, the musical did end a bit abruptly. Regardless, I enjoyed the pacing, intrigue, and story immensely.
The plot was quite rich. There is the main plot of why there’s a demon parade abducting people at night. Michizane deduces this is a more earthly problem and together with his crew they catch the culprits. Additionally, we are given lots of political intrigue with a naïve young Emperor being controlled by the Fujiwara clan. Papa-Fujiwara is such a social climber he’s adopting all his country bumpkin relatives to be his pawns in court. His heir is an adopted son and now he’s acquired a new daughter he’s trying to shove into the emperor’s harem. Someone wants the emperor dead and someone is using the emperor for their own ends, all fingers point to the Fujiwaras but they are untouchable. There are many layers to this show.
The character relationships are also complicated and the conflicts hit in the feels. The main character is disenchanted with the Japanese court and is struck with wanderlust so strong he wants to go abroad and explore broader horizons. He has big dreams and genius to match but is hampered by politics and domestic issues. Reiko explains all of this in song form! You have hard-working and practical Shouki who may be doing some shady business but the economy is bad and the system is against her. Narihira and Takako are pining for each other, but are unable to reconcile their duty to family and their own pride. Theirs is a bittersweet ending. Mototsune has a lot of internal conflict to sort through but being a corrupt politician is hard work. The list goes on. I wasn’t moved to tears but was invested in the characters.
The musical is definitely plot driven. I had more of an impression of that and the character development than I did of the musical numbers, which informed the story rather than serve as earworms. The diegetic dance sequence in the imperial court was the only memorable number. This was a grand dance number where Takako was meant to perform and seduce the emperor. Then it transitions to the investigating trio being forced to duet together while they try to protect the emperor from assassination without ruining the banquet. Lots of flashy bird costumes in this scene. The court ladies are doing some sort of crane or heron dance with not-Takako at the center in a silver crane costume equipped with anachronistically showgirl style headdress. Then Michizane and Shouki perform what appears to be a mandarin duck dance (based on the costume) but are interrupted due to Murphy’s law and lots of plots so Narihira has no choice but to take Shouki’s place. Read into that what you will. While the emperor has his attention on the stage within the stage, the audience is focused on the surrounding intrigue.
Overall, I quite liked it. Now I will go read the manga and see how it compares.
The Carnival of the Sea Gods
After such an amazing show, I was underwhelmed by the revue. Deep Sea? More like “Glitter Cabaret.” The theme was very subtle, which can be creative genius or WTF. It was leaning towards the latter for me. There were some ideas I liked such as the jellyfish tailcoats and personified pearls representing inspiration, courage, and hope. The Mariana Trench episode was an interesting direction… Not all the ideas hit. There were some snappy tunes but nothing memorable. Lots of spicy Latin flavor such as tango, frills, spurned lovers, etc as advertised. This revue was very shiny. Blindingly so at times. That is my biggest impression of it.
The revue was a hit-or-miss, but that is just my opinion. My neighbors were significantly more impressed. Amazingly enough, I was surrounded by sweaty dudes. One grandpa was camped out with all his binoculars including a piece of equipment fit for birdwatching. He was regularly switching between binoculars during both show and revue. Another gentleman was clearly looking for a specific seito, perking up at specific times. All the gentlemen fans noticeably leaned forward during the rockettes number. No judgment there, Takarazuka entertains all!
On a technical level, the show is quality. The main cast sang melodiously and music composition was suitable to the time period and mood of the show. There was not so much dancing to judge but acting was superb. Many actors had to play double roles such as anyone possessed by Genji or anyone on the Genji side of the plot. The contrast was evident and well-done. The child actor was very professional and I had no issue with her when I’m usually not impressed. That was a pleasant surprise. Set design was minimalist, which made for some creative setups but there were enough hints for the audience to suspend disbelief and jog their imagination. The transitions were incredibly fast and most of it was done using a giant cloth sheet that represented a page of the novel that was waved about.
Of course, I loved the costumes. Combined with the actors, they effectively brought the characters to life. Ladies and lead role Nanami Hiroki got the best picks. Akira got an epic evil costume in the end to represent Genji going rogue. It was a chaotic costume by design with mostly Japanese silhouette but what’s with the Chinese style double skirt, armor design, and hairdo? (jkjk lol) I suppose turning evil turns you into a jumbled mess of modern art. The real moral here is treat your fictional world with care or risk it biting you back.
Now this is a sword show so naturally the fight choreography was incredibly smooth and stylistic while being cleanly executed. Genji is no swordsman but a scholarly prince so his weapon was a fan that Akira wielded gracefully and skillfully in her fast-paced battles. In fact, there was a lot of fan twirling and all done to perfection. My praise is for the effortless ease actors were wielding fans. I would expect them not to drop them as part of the job.
The overarching theme concerning the value of fiction was compelling. When the creeper fan confronts Murasaki and later curses all of Kyoto, the five precepts of Buddhism is referenced. Among these precepts is the prohibition against speaking lies or falsehoods, which encompasses anything ranging from thoughtless remarks to “great fictions.” The fan praises the book but is worried that spreading of such an influential fictional work will result in leading people astray and thus Murasaki would be punished in the afterlife for her sins. In fact, in medieval history a memorial service was held to rescue Murasaki’s spirit from Buddhist hell over this very matter. One can take the traditional Buddhist interpretation of life being hell because life is suffering and impose it over the musical. Therefore, the isekai is a type of trial. Just as the Empress and other readers of The Tale of Genji are grappling with their reality through the novel, they are reliving the parts of the book they resonate with to find a solution to the problem in their lives. An even darker interpretation is the ghosts of Heian-kyo are in purgatory by living in the fiction they became consumed with instead of being present in society. During Murasaki’s time, the upper echelons of society were obsessed with the Cult of Beauty at the cost of governance and economy so was quite corrupt and detached from reality. What more fitting punishment in the afterlife than eternity in their vapid world? Perhaps the touken danshi stumbled upon such a purgatory.
There is also more contemporary views of fiction in this play. Murasaki pushes back in the debate by respecting the intelligence of her fans and expressing the love she has for her writing and its very real value to herself. Furthermore, her avid readership stand in solidarity by citing the novel’s beauty and meaning to their lives either as escapism or example. Here we see more modern values on display with fiction enriching and enhancing reality or supporting readers through their struggles and triumphs. One can also glean commentary about parasocial relationships as well with Murasaki’s interactions with her fanbase and the fans’ earnest love of a fictional character. In short, this is a story about the influence and impact of stories on people and how wonderfully weird and beautiful that relationship is.
The story I enjoyed a lot. Many videogame and anime musicals are shallow cash-grabs but this one went out to tell a meaningful story. I respect that. I’m even tempted to buy the DVD lol. Not like there’s any merch left anyways. All that sold out before the curtains even rose.
(I’m going by romanization in the program, which might differ from their Takarazuka days)
Here is the list of actors and their program introduction. There’s more to the Genji Monogatari cast that will be elaborated on in the spoiler section.
OG = Takarazuka OG, specifically otokoyaku
TR = Touken Ranbu character
GM = Tale of Genji character
Holy Takarazuka OG Batman!! What a star-studded cast! For me at least. I was drooling over this casting. All the named male roles were performed by otokoyaku retired from Takarazuka. It’s good to see the craft continue outside the big revue companies. This is in no small part thanks to Nanami Hiroki who actively continued otokoyaku work outside Takarazuka. There are the likes of Amami Yuuki and Sagiri Sena who have performed genderbent roles in their OG career on occasion. However, that was an exception in a true to gender cast. This is the first big production I’ve seen with all female casting outside Takarazuka. It worked incredibly well since the actors involved specialize in stuff like that. Also, with Takarazuka otokoyaku garnering a reputation of portraying idealized men, it made sense that they would portray fictionally idealized men about a novel lead by the perfect romantic hero. Overall, very impressed by the acting talent. I did enter the lottery three times to see this cast live lol.
Of the OGs on stage, I’m most familiar with Nanami Hiroki, Ayanagi Sho, and Seto Kazuya. They happen to play the major characters. The lead role is Nanami Hiroki as Kasen Kanesada closely followed by Ayanagi Sho as Okurika. These two swords are basically foils of each other. Kasen Kanesada is the cultured sword named after the Thirty-six Immortals of Poetry (or the 36 retainers his master killed, depending on your interpretation). He’s the level-headed leader and refined poetry master, making him ideal for being trapped in a literary work. Okurikara is the brash brawler sword. He belonged to the son of Date Masamune and if son resembles father at all, that explains the thirst for battle. Also, a lot of his design refers to a fierce Buddhist deity who removes obstacles so makes sense he tries to brute force his way out of a problem. As these two were possessed by Genji, they had the heaviest roles having to play two characters with one having to match Seto Kazuya’s acting. Both Kai and Ayaka did great and captured their respective characters. I barely recognized Sho and it wasn’t just the brown-face, she did something a bit different with her makeup. Akira is perfect for Genji. She is a versatile actor who can handle both drama and comedy. Here she wholeheartedly embodies the tragic hero and bitter villain (book protagonist but show antagonist, an interesting twist). She did such a good job I didn’t even recognize her as the nameless creeper fan until I checked the program. She played dweeby, shy nerd for that brief scene so convincingly, I thought it was a different actor.
The rest of the touken danshi serve as fanservice and comic relief. It’s a bunch of OGs playing Ichimonji swords, mostly relatively new collectables in the game. All anyone needs to know are the silver color characters are Uesugi swords who are there to be the cool, silent types. The blond boys have a bit more lines. Aya Oka as Ichimonji Norimune, expensive old man sword, will act suave and pretty in between scenes. Nansen Ichimonji by Shiotsuki Syu is the comic relief. Legend is the sword split a cat in two and was then cursed by the dead cat, hence all the cat mannerisms and frustrated meowing. So Fuku here has to act the cat and also act the young, explosive lad. She does the most audience-insert snarky commentary and slapstick of the side characters. She wasn’t too distracting or detracted from the story. In fact, she was genuinely funny and earned a lot of intentional chuckles and laughs from the crowd.
The musumeyaku, as we will call them here, I am not as familiar with as they are mostly idols and actresses from the part of Japanese pop culture I do not follow as closely. Everyone did a good job and were absolutely beautiful in their juunihito kimono. Now this is a Touken Ranbu show so naturally the Tale of Genji cast are secondary characters. However, each of the Genji cast was tasked with a double role that was important in carrying the theme. Including Akira, they each played a “real” person from the Heian era and a book character.
Half of the musumeyaku cast are basically random court ladies that, as a group, represent friends and fans of Murasaki Shikibu. However, they have more to do in the Tale of Genji isekai as Aoi no Ue, Utsusemi, and Suetsumuhana. What is important to note is their brief lines in the book club flashback when they discuss their favorite characters with the Empress. The discussion extends to the solace and inspiration they find from the text. Ironically, they all turn into their favorite characters when sucked into the book so perhaps that is why they so easily went with the flow. Aoi no Ue’s realworld counterpart is presumably going through a rocky marriage or having trouble conceiving so sympathizes with the character. Utsusemi finds inspiration in her character’s strong sense of morality and self-respect. Suetsumuhana is actually a bimbo enjoying the story? Well, she is basically comic relief on the girl’s side. In the book, she’s known for that little red nose and the fact that she’s broke and dull because her family fell on hard times so lacks an education. She even gets a clown mask with a giant nose to represent her morning-after cold for a bit of levity.
The other ladies carry are more relevant to the theme. We learn in Act 2 that Lady Rokujo (Genji’s MILF poetry teacher turned mistress), is actually the Empress in real life. She is having marital and thus political troubles with the Emperor and feels trapped so gravitates towards Lady Rokujo for catharsis. After all, Lady Rokujo of book fame goes wild and outright haunts her enemies by sheer will. In reverse, we have Lady Koshosho, Murasaki’s best friend and a humble court lady, reincarnate as the villain empress in the book. At the center of it all, we learn that the author Murasaki Shikibu has taken the role as unobtainable true love Consort Fujitsubo. These three women are more prominent in the real world timeline. The Empress voicing one opinion about fiction as head of book club, Lady Koshosho being avid book promoter and introductory character who links scenes, and Murasaki being the godly author of the book. Minamoto Maho as both Murasaki Shikibu and Consort Fujitsubo is fitting as the lofty author is as grand a figure in her fictional universe as the idolized woman Fujitsubo. Genji has a complicated love-hate relationship with her that blurs the line between character and creator. Not much to say about her as Fujitsubo since she just has to stand there and be pretty while Genji angsts in the foreground. However, she really shines as the author. Murasaki Shikibu within the play raises some interesting points regarding storytelling and fiction as we observe her life and the people impacted by her story and finding a place in history. A lot of Japanese portrayal of women, even with women protagonists, write them rather passively. In the case of this show, we see internal conflict and agency from Murasaki as she strives to finish her novel against criticism and backlash. Also, I would be remiss to not discuss young Murasaki, played by a set of child actresses. The one in my showing was very professional in her line delivery and performed well. Of course, she was super cute.
Even extras were noteworthy people with previous works in major franchises, some were household names by Japanese standards. We had voice actor from a Final Fantasy mobile game, guy in BLEACH musical, and boy band member.
Overall, all the actors brought their talent to the table so I have no complaints!
Went in expecting fanservice and just a good time, left impressed.
Part 1/3 - Plot:
The videogame source material has a very barebones plot because it knows what it is: a gatcha game for fujoshi to collect sword husbandos. Basically, something evil is trying to change (Japanese) history and make the universe implode. You, the player, are an onmyoji or priestess who is summoning famous swords like mad to save the world. The touken danshi themselves basically have the personalities of their famous historical figure owners or forgers coupled with quirks related to random facts and legends surrounding them. Some come with a Hachiko streak from losing their masters or their service in some darker parts of history. (only your love can heal them!). Classic gatcha game fare. In other words, there is a lot of room to be creative with this framework. Just look at all the sexy derivative works spawned from the thirsty fujoshi. This aspect of the fandom is surprisingly relevant to the plot of the musical. Stick around and find out.
Anyways, the plot of this specific show features a Tale of Genji crossover. The usual evil is messing with history again and a squad of swords are dispatched to fix it. The problem of the day is the entire Heian court has been isekai-ed into the novel Tale of Genji. The author Murasaki Shikibu and her fans have all gotten merged with the characters of the book. The Heian era swords are unavailable for vague reasons, leaving a bunch of young swords not forged in this era to untangle fact from fiction.
Thus, we start with team Kanesada finding themselves escorting a lady-in-waiting who explains that everyone around her has been suddenly larping Tale of Genji and she’s the only sane person left in court. They realize they are trapped in the book and reenact all the early chapters as they figure out how to undo the curse. Some of the more hot-tempered swords try to brute force their way out only to realize that book characters have protagonist halos to protect them from getting KOed. At the center of this vortex, the titular character Hikaru Genji is effectively an NPC who has gained sentience a la RE: Creators. We learn he functions similarly to the sword boys as the embodiment of the book. Not being a weapon, he can’t do much by way of fighting but he is unkillable and can act as dungeon master in his own story by transferring protagonist status to his victims. In other words, Genji can possess targets to simulate his story as a substitute while he dicks off. He uses this power to go OOC and try to retcon his own story. This is all quite convenient for him since he has a complicated relationship with his author. He is half reverential of her and half resentful. This culminates in Genji ultimately killing his own author. In the merged universe, Murasaki Shikibu and her readership have merged with the female leads of The Tale of Genji with Murasaki taking the role of the unobtainable Fujitsubo no Nyogo, Genji’s true love. In breaking the story with literal death of the author, all hell breaks loose with Genji going rogue.
As the touken danshi dig deeper, they learn the source of this chaos was a result of toxic fan culture! While many people enjoy Murasaki’s book and come away from it positively, a stalker fan voices his concerns that this is all vapid fiction with no value nor contribution to reality (the “wake up, loser” argument). They debate about the point of writing “fake” stories. While Murasaki understands the man’s point of view, she disagrees and refuses to put down her brush as this work is her passion. The man becomes so upset he is taken over by the evil powers to cause the time rift and alter history. His reasoning is if everyone is so obsessed with the book, they may as well live in it rather than face the real world.
Back in the present, the touken danshi are having a bad time resolving the timeline. They complain about needing grandpa Mikazuki’s help and keep getting possessed by Genji to reenact chapters while he escapes to cause trouble elsewhere. However, during the final boss battle with evil Genji, the isekai-ed fangirls come to the rescue! As they reminisce about their love of the novel (well, it would be equivalent of a serialized magazine at time of publication) and how it was therapeutic or inspiring for their real lives, they begin to return to themselves. Now it’s important to note that Murasaki’s contemporaries did write derivative works or helped her transcribe chapters to share. Therefore, these fangirls are effectively ancient Japanese fanfiction authors and thus have power to end Genji as much as the original author does. But they love him as a character too much so are unable to strike the finishing blow and basically toss the responsibility to young Murasaki, Genji’s second wife who he had kidnapped as a child to groom into the perfect woman. Unable to bear the suffering and moved by the women in his life both as characters and as his fans, Genji lowers his protagonist’s halo and accepts death. The touken danshi are able to finally fix history and complete their mission. When they return to modern day, they hear news that archeologists have found physical evidence that Genji existed as a historical figure and thus a conspiracy theory is born! The touken danshi take this information with mixed emotions.
What an amazing story. The theme was deep without being too obtuse. The climax got meta and opened a lot of discussion about the value of fiction, derivative works, the dangers of escapism, censorship, and even spirituality. Definitely worth a second viewing to digest all this.
There was a mini-revue number in the end where the cast performed an umbrella dance to anachronistic Touken Ranbu music. Then the cast descended a staircase in parade order for final bows. It was a much-needed break from the heavy and complicated plot. It was also a small nod to the main cast’s Takarazuka roots or hina doll staging, which is a common set design when using Heian costume. The umbrella dance reminded me of the finale Sakura dance OSK does at the end of their performances. Perhaps this is a proud Osaka tradition. I haven’t seen a different Touken Ranbu show (yet) so I don’t know if this is a part of the brand.
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Three Takarazuka OG in one drama! I am intrigued. (and some bloke from Z Generation) As you can see, it’s cute af.
Synopsis
When you go to a mixer and find a bunch of girls looking hot in drag on the other side.
Based on the manga 「合コンに行ったら女がいなかった話」(There’s no Women in this Mixer! D:)
College kid Tokiwa finds himself invited by classmate Suou (Kai) to a 3 on 3 mixer party. But who would have thought that lying in wait at the izakaya are 3 sparkling ikemen ladies! And thus in this mixer of 6 begins a beautiful human relationship of…love? friendship? or…???
Hi!! Do you know where i could download pili in its entirety so i can see it? Does it have an order i have to follow chronologically?? Sorry for bothering but I've been trying to search on my own and i cant find anything...
That is a lot of Pili. I think the franchise is so dense it would be difficult to find a source for everything down to the OG show. But at the same time the universe is so dense you can access it from any season or arc and enjoy the story on its own, at least for recent productions imo. Like War of Dragons (Netflix) is a remake of an older OG season but stands on its own and, who knows, maybe more reboots will make it to English-speaking side. Thunderbolt Fantasy (Crunchyroll) is essentially its own universe, it’s more its own budaixi rather than part of the Pili franchise. Other than those two shows, you would probably need to know a hardcore Taiwanese fan who owns DVDs and is willing to upload/stream for you (it’s like Takarazuka like that lol). I’ve seen some full season uploads on youtube but official company is probably keeping an eye out for them now.
Pili is also still pretty niche and therefore not English friendly. If you are trying to search online I would try using Chinese search words of show/season titles, bilibili platform, etc. You can start at their official YouTube to look for particular shows that interest you. The hanzi after 霹靂 (pili) is usually the specific series title.
Not exactly the answer you’re looking for but hope that helps a little. I might be able to help translate and research when I have more time. ^^;
I don’t know personally but I’m sure there’s some comprehensive watch guide somewhere on the internet. When irl calms down on my end, I’ll run a chn search. If you don’t hear back in like a 1-2mo, just gimme a poke in PM or something. ;-)
All the Pili: https://play.pili.com.tw/ (official site, watch through here if possible)
Official site is semi-organized by season. When I’m in the mood to practice Chinese again, I’ll probably tackle the Pili website and see if there’s a guide or timeline hidden away in there. ;-) (unless a more committed fan has beaten me to it lol) As stated before Pili is dense & old & welp totally did not age well, might be better to find a subseries or specific season and go from there.
Eng Subs: https://twitter.com/TBF_bot
TBF seems to do eng subs of actual episodes & other puppet shows too but haven’t found a more organized or complete place for translations. They might have more info on eng friendly resources? :3
Thanks to @numtaru for dragging back into puppet hell XD Hope ya’ll are happy now.