"I Am The Swedish Chef"

Trevor Noah:

John Mulaney:

Bo Burnham:

in my 6 years watching hockey this is literally the best thing i have ever seen i’m actually crying rn

Jake McCabe. Also known as McBabe. He’s a sweetheart from Wisconsin and plays defense. Somehow he pulls off the hipster vibe without it coming across as hipster. I dig it. 

Marco Scandella. He’s a model. No, I’m not joking either. He models for Versace in the offseason and during the season, he just looks good. He’s also a good hockey player. 

Rasmus Ristolainen.  He’s Finnish, likes to pick fights with Swedes, and holy shit have you seen his hands? Also it’s a documented fact that he wears tight boxer briefs and just tosses on a hoodie when he wakes up. 

Jason Pominville

The team’s resident DILF. He went on an extended vacation to Minnesota but is back and all of our dreams are coming true. 

Alex Nylander.  Look, we know that his brother is hot, but you can take Willy home to your parents and it’ll be ok. Alex is the rougher version and we’re all here for it. 

Samson Reinhart His smile could light up the world in the dead of night. He also wears Batman and Robin pjs, holds a stuffed bear, and is ok with being the pink ranger. 

Justin Bailey Hometown boy that you could take home to mom and dad. Super sweet and adorable. 

Ryan O’Reilly He’s here for your actual hipster vibes. He also somehow got the whole team to use those skate guards that look like roller skates.

Cliff Pu Ok. He’s not on the team yet, but look at all of that. mhm

Kyle Okposo Who doesn’t love a nerd? He’s a nerdy DILF.