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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see

I write sins not five page research papers

how do i social distance from my thoughts they are driving me insane

you’d be surprised how many people appreciate your existence. the people you’re closest to, the people you’ve given a passing compliment or smile, the people you’ve helped out just a little here and there. you’re appreciated even if it’s not said out loud.

I just lost 6 followers for pointing out that there aren’t a lot of women in lord of the rings. I lost more followers than there are speaking female characters in the nine hours of lord of the rings

rb if you are about to lose your shit, have already lost your shit, or support people who lose their shit

All at once