[ that is sick ]

    I’LL HOLD YOUR HANDS                            WITH GOOD INTENTIONS

"Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view."

"You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting."

"Hot damn."

"So, you come here often?"

"Well, well. My night just got better."

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"You have got a great ass."

"Hey, I’m open minded."

"You enjoying the view over there?"

"Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction."

"Don’t be bashful. You know you want to."

"You can have me any way you’d like, baby."

"You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?"

"I’m off in a few minutes, you know."

"It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?"

"I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious."

"I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?"

"I wanna see you get naked."

"You’re getting me all worked up."

"What do we have here?”

"I see someone’s happy to see me."

"Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial."

"You like that, don’t you?"

"How do you want me?"

"I’m sure we can put those lips to better use."

"God, you’re perfect."

"I really like a man who’s good with his hands."

"You. Me. Sex. Now."

"I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one."

"I saw that. You just checked me out."

"You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit."

"You wanna help me out of this ___?" (Insert article clothing here.)

"Can I keep you?"

"You’re such a tease."

"Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something."

"I love it when you talk dirty."

"I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me."

"I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear."

"I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes."

[ cue the disapproving look.      it only lasted for a few moments    before he let out a soft sigh. ]

❝ Everyone knew, Eggsy.          They found out I was      alive while you were still stopping        Valentine’s plans — which,            by the way, excellent job of       doing so. Telling you the news           could potentially compromise         your mission. ❞

Everyone. How had everyone  known for an entire fucking year and he was just finding out now? 

“But that happened a year ago, Harry. Ye...Ye coulda told me after all’a that. Someone could have.  What was the point’a keepin’ it from me? Forcin’ me to hurt.”

Eggsy reached up to rub at his face firmly, willing any sort of  emotion away. Aside from anger.

DO NOT REBLOG ROLEPLAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED IN.

DO NOT REBLOG ROLEPLAYS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE AND ADD COMMENTARY.

IT MESSES WITH THE NOTES AND INTERRUPTS THE FLOW OF THE CONVERSATION AND IS CONSIDERED RUDE.

PLEASE DON’T DO IT.