eternal sunshine of the spotless mind writing prompts.
“ i’m not an impulsive person. i guess i just woke up in a funk this morning. “
“ if only i could meet someone new. i guess my chances of that happening are diminished, seeing that i’m incapable of making eye-contact with a person i don’t know. “
“ why do i fall in love with every person i see who shows me the least bit of attention? “
“ i’m a vindictive little bitch, truth be told. “
“ you’re not a stalker or anything, right? “
“ that is the oldest trick in the stalker book. “
“ look, i’m sorry if i came off sorta nutso. i’m not, really. “
“ you’re kinda close-mouthed, aren’t you? “
“ i mean, i’m always anxious that i’m not living my life to the fullest, taking advantage of every possibility, making sure i’m not wasting one second of the little time i have. “
“ i’m gonna marry you. i know it. “
“ i want it to be resolved. i’m willing to be the one to resolve it. “
“ what’s your fucking suggestion, ____? what’s your brilliant, reasoned solution? “
“ you’re gonna make this about my shit now? this isn’t about me. “
“ i kinda, sorta wrecked your car. “
“ it’s just a fucking dent, ____. you’re like an old lady or something. “
“ admit it, ____. you’re freaked out because i was out late without you, and in your wormy, little brain… you’re trying to figure out, did i fuck someone tonight? “
“ i assume you did fuck someone tonight. isn’t that how you get people to like you? “
“ by morning, you’ll be gone! the perfect ending to this piece-of-shit story! “
“ i’m fucking crawling out of my skin. should’ve left you at the flea-market. “
“ i’d make a fucking good mother! i love children, i’m creative and smart, and i’d make a fucking great mother! “
“ it’s you, ____. it’s you who can’t commit to anything! “
“ you don’t tell me things, ____. i’m an open book. i tell you everything. every damn embarrassing thing. you don’t trust me. “
“ constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating. “
“ people have to share things, ____. that’s what intimacy is. “
“ are we like those poor couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? “
“ i’m lost, i’m scared, i feel like i’m disappearing. “
“ sometimes i think people don’t understand how lonely it is to be a kid. like you don’t matter. “
“ i could die right now, ____. i’m just… happy. i’ve never felt that before. i’m just exactly… where i wanna be. “
“ you know me. i’m impulsive. “
“ ____, there’s nothing wrong with you. you’re the most wonderful person i’ve ever met. “
“ it’s gonna be fun. come on. it’s the best place! “
“ i’ve loved you for a very long time. “
“ i’m a stupid person with a stupid crush! “
“ don’t be a monster, ____. “
“ didn’t figure you’d show your face around me again. “
“ if you wanna be with me, you’re with me. “
“ too many guys think i’m a concept, or i complete them, or i’m gonna make them alive. but i’m just a fucked-up person who’s looking for my own peace of mind. “
“ i still thought you were gonna save my life, even after that. “
“ it would be different… if we could just give it another go around. “
“ remember me. try your best. “
“ thank god. someone normal who doesn’t know how to interact at these things either. “
“ it was so intimate, like we were already lovers. “
“ this is it, ____. it’s gonna be gone soon. “
“ i thought maybe you were a nut, but you were exciting. “
“ i wish i’d stayed too. now i wish i’d stayed. “
“ come back and make up a good-bye, at least. let’s pretend we had one. “
“ tell me what you want me to do, and i’ll do it. “
“ i had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life last night! “
“ we’ve met, but you don’t remember me. “
“ i can’t see anything that i don’t like about you. “
“ you will think of things, and i’ll get bored of you and feel trapped… because that’s what happens with me. “
