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Love Begins
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Product Placement
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
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RMH
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@effing-harry-styles
people: omg how are you single????
me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything
me: guess I just havenât caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!
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This changed my outlook on everything
I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write âpoetryâ but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.
chris evans vs james franco
joey tribbiani vs ross gellar
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â[What Makes You Beautiful] has been one of my favorite songs to sing for the last 7 years.â
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of âWhat do you mean, I canât have garlic? Do you know where Iâm from?â
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#canât go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Canât go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they canât go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but youâd have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.Â
If this gets notes Iâll tell the full story
Storu
Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars⌠The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.Â
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasnât taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.Â
She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.
 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her bossâs office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said âI just stole these in 15 minutesâ
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.Â
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(via luxuryxo)
youâve all heard of fairy wrens
the superb fairy wren!
the splendid fairy wren!
the lovely fairy wren!
the purple-crowned fairy wren!
now get ready forâŚ
the red-backed fairy wren!
every family has a goth cousin
The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated.Â
I FEEL CALLED OUT
Never lose a perfect shower line again.*
*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.
Iâve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis
WHAT
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If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.
I know Iâve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.
In general if a dude gets angry by you declining an invitation you made the right choice to say no
whenever I tell my mom I canât find something sheâs just like
