Swoggle's Pit of Depression and Memes

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Headed down to @footprintcntr for @aew with our signs! https://www.instagram.com/p/Co-zvVISyOw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Also grabbed a bottle of the new #Coke #Move, a flavor in collaboration with #Rosalia, (whomever TF that is 🤷‍♂️).....this tastes like the ingredients of a s'more, but instead of chocolate, that's where the #CocaCola comes into play. You might think that goes together...I don't care for it. While it might be more drinkable than #DreamworldCoke, #StarlightCoke, Scrappy-Doo Coke, and numerous others, that's the lowest of bars. I'll finish this....but I won't be happy about it. #Boo #SwoggleSamples #CokeMove https://www.instagram.com/p/Co-TbmLpSwO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#Peeps and #Pepsi came out with #PeepsXPepsi, or #PeepsPepsi or whathefuckever....this exists. Have you ever wanted a cola that tasted like it's been overloaded with sugar marshmallows? You're in luck, then! I will say that it's not as bad as the mutant flavors of Coke that came out over the past year, Ill have no problem finishing this bottle. I'd accept one of offered, but wouldn't seek out again. I'd give it a high Meh if that existed, but low yay would be a lie, so #meh it is. #SwoggleSamples https://www.instagram.com/p/Co7747GPDgw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#monopoly https://www.instagram.com/p/Co3FpCjvBJ_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Took James to Red Robin as a late Bday lunch....soooo good! Yum. (at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co0Q1wpPUJ5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My absolute favorite person has ever existed is 14 today. I love you, James! https://www.instagram.com/p/Con4hnps7zP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#country #countrymusic #truck https://www.instagram.com/p/CoiHNFvvLHw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My #JayBriscoe shirt came today! #ReachForTheSky #RIPJayBriscoe #RIPJaminPugh #ROH #RingOfHonor #RingOfHonorWrestling https://www.instagram.com/p/Coc7q0GvLwz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#money https://www.instagram.com/p/Coa-01qsfnd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Feel like I need this for work this week. 🙄🥺 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoYt-xcsknc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

HEY LOIS! (James went as #PeterGriffin today for Character Day of his school's #SpiritWeek) #FamilyGuy @macfarlaneseth #sethmcfarlane (at Vista Verde Middle School) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoKgE0brvSh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I forgot to post this on my #birthday, but I had my fucking awesome crew of #coworkers draw me like one of their French bakers on the whiteboard again this year, and they did not disappoint. 🥰🤙 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoCrZpyLrGN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Second #BirthdayCake of the day.... #Portillos (at Portillo's) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-71LuMAjq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#Birthday #Lunch #ItalianBeef #Portillos (at Portillo's) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-i-kdPG2c/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Like I said, I have been very selective with the #MaeganHall memes I choose to post. The #StarWars reference on this one made me spit #RedBull out of my nose. 🤣 #Force #Jedi https://www.instagram.com/p/CncJ5QerNVK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#👌 #fountain #dog #pissing https://www.instagram.com/p/CnXVJtrvQ7i/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=