I fully and whole-heartedly believe Eddie Munson is a Major Perv, but in like, a good way. He’s not a creep, or a stalker: a lot of stuff just turns him on. And more often than not he feels bad about it. Guilty and shit.
If you’re his friend and you bend over to grab a pen you dropped he WILL just start looking at the sky like “hmmm yes this air is made out of air” because if he sees the curve of your butt his touch-starved ass WILL pop a semi in his jeans.
He literally can’t help imagining you bouncing on his lap, or how your mouth would taste, and the thoughts hit him like a truck and completely wash him over with guilt because you’re sitting right next to him, but you’re so pretty, but you’re his friend and he needs those. He doesn’t have a lot of people in his life that actively enjoy his company.
Eddie absolutely is a bathroom masturbator, like, scrambling off the couch during your shared movie night with an excuse and frantically yanking it out with a hand braced on the sink.
If Eddie thinks you’re attractive it’ll totally eat him up and he WILL hide the shit out of it (badly), continuing to hang out w/ u and basically torturing himself because he doesn’t wanna lose you as a friend.
He’ll smile, he’ll joke, he’ll smoke with you, and then as soon as you leave he’s flinging himself onto his mattress and just furiously jacking off thinking about how beautiful you looked today, how soft your skin was, how you laughed at his pun.
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