*owen wilson voice* wow

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

i can’t stop thinking about the time my roommate and i asked our insanely ripped neighbor brian who wore flip flops year round and sunglasses on the back of his head for help with carrying a solid wood dresser up to our apartment. he wanted to get his son who was home from college to come help too so he takes out his phone and goes, “siri, call christian christianson” and turns speaker phone on while we stand there sort of stunned by the name and after a few rings cc answers, “what the hell do you want” and brian just hangs up without responding and is all, “kids, am i right” then carries the dresser up four flights of stairs pretty much by himself. we offered him a six pack of rainier as thanks which he immediately opened in our kitchen and downed 2/6 beers in 10 mins while telling us about his 1989 dodge ram 1500 he was trying to get his son to restore with him to no avail. really nice guy. we never saw his son before he went back to school but any time i ask my roommate for help with lifting stuff or reaching something he says, “siri, call christian christianson” and we reminisce about brian and his truck.

it really is a shame that zenos and wol never got to live out their primal play/Most Dangerous Game fantasies without the fate of nations or the whole star hanging over it. These two should be stuck in some kind of Predator situation. Mad Maxing it up in the wasteland. They should be two cursed soulsborne characters eternally hunting and killing each other in a giant abandoned cathedral somewhere. It would be good for them. Whose idea was it to put the immovable object and the unstoppable force in politics. They should be smashing against each like a supernova, not stressing about the price of ceruleum

Hey everyone, I am sorry for incessantly reblogging this. For pride I am asking for mutual aid. I got laid off at work. As contract says, I will not be getting paid outside of a kiIl fee, which I have no word on when I will receive. I am really struggling with the rising cost of everything, as I am the only caretaker of a family of four and our four cats. My mother is also severely disabled with liver failure. Im at my wits end just trying to keep afloat. Thank you so much

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

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