ββ suck a motherfucking dick . β
ββ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . β
ββ i thought you were american . β
ββ is that a weed !? β
ββ i wonβt hesitate bitch ! β
ββ chipotle is my life . β
ββ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! β
ββ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! β
ββ is that a police !? β
ββ iβm calling the weed ! β
ββ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . β
ββ merry crisis ! β
ββ i donβt have enough money for chicken nugget . β
ββ iβm ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . β
ββ hey guys , weβre unboxing this cheese stick today . β
ββ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .Β β
ββ this is the comedy police ! that jokeβs too funny ! β
ββ iβm not going back to jail ! β
ββ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . β
ββ FUCK YOUR TEA ! β
ββ the feminists are taking over ! β
ββ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! β
ββ and they were roommates ! β
ββ iβm not your friend ! β
ββ thereβs no saving this sweet piece of ass . β
ββ hi welcome to chiliβs ! β
ββ yeah tip of the penis to you too . β
ββ this is why mom doesnβt FUCKING love you ! β
ββ welcome to bible study , weβre all children of jesus . β
ββ aw fuck , i canβt believe youβve done this . β
ββ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! β
ββ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? β
ββ step back , i think iβm gonna vomit ! β
ββ oh sorry , i didnβt see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . β
ββ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! β
ββ IβLL TAKE A NAP HERE ! β
ββ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . β
ββ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? β
ββ why the fuck would i say printer ? β
ββ the benefits of killing him would be that iβd be pushed way less . β
ββ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . β
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