this is a the social network (2010) stan blog now

bc i am incapable of liking anything casually and have a compulsive need to combine my interests imagine a social network big brother au where the winklevii are the twin twist and get in an alliance with divya (the only one who figured out the twist) meanwhile mark/eduardo/dustin/chris have a four person alliance and eduardo has a showmance with christy who’s in an alliance with sean but she gets evicted pre-jury but not before telling sean to team up with the mark/eduardo/dustin/chris alliance so he joins up with them even tho he and eduardo dont like each other bc sean put eduardo up week one but mark says they need the numbers and really likes sean so eduardo agrees. and mark gets hoh some time in jury and makes a deal with the winklevosses (who are both in the game at this point) and divya but he double crosses them and puts them up on the block etc. so the house is divided and chris and dustin get evicted in the process so eduardo and mark make a final two deal and promise to be loyal to each other but mark and sean have also secretly made a deal so at the final three it’s mark eduardo and sean and mark wins the final hoh but chooses to evict eduardo which totally blindesides him so it’s a mark/sean final two and mark wins but eduardo doesn’t vote for him and eduardo wins america’s favorite houseguest bc it’s what he deserves. i could go more in depth but i won’t bc i know that this post is literally incomprehensible to anyone but me ahshhshdbd but i Needed to make it for some reason. oh and one of the winklevosses gives the same speech that dumbass austin gave on bb17 bc it’s the most incomprehensible bunch of idiotic nonsense i’ve ever witnessed and i think it fits them linked here