-- &.When I'm sad I'm sad but when I'm happy oh god I'm happy. )

“— looking for a jacket. Like, a windbreaker jacket. But I don’t want it to be boring and one color.”

“Totally doable! What colors or patterns are you thinking of?”

“Call me on your birthday ‘cause you’re actually kind of cute.”

“Whoa really?”

“My self-respect and my last shred of dignity. I seemed to have misplaced them the other night when I decided to dance on the bar and fell. But if you’re fresh out, then I’ll take a diet soda. Know where I can find one around here?”

“I hope you’re alright! We don’t have that here seeing as we’re a clothing store, but there is a cafe about a block or two down and I’m pretty positive they could help you out.”

“Oh no, that doesn’t sound good -- yeah totally. Do you have any like, keychains on ‘em or anything?”

“Not even like, clip-on’s for church?”

“Ah–Well, I do need something…Not quite sure what yet”

“That’s a lot easier to work with than you would imagine. Are you looking for a gift?”

“Yeah, I figured as much. Wait, how old are you? I probably couldn’t invite you over to watch porn even if I wanted to.”

“Aye I’m Eighteen! Or I mean, I will be in a few weeks alright.”

“If it was porn, I would’ve said that. You’re not very smart, are you?”

“Mum doesn’t think I’ll make it to Uni, so I’d vote no to that one.”

“Honestly, I have no idea what to look for. My friend sent me in here to buy something, but I have no idea what she said.”

“Ah! Well did she put anything on hold maybe?”

“What the fuck? No.”

“Well you said it was a movie you spent money on about a guy who strips! Sorry for being a little weary.”

“I won’t lie to you, I didn’t come here with a game plan nor did I intend on buying anything. I just like to look, makes me feel fancier. But it is disgustingly easy to persuade me to buy things I don’t need. So sure, you can help me.”

Eddie laughed and grinned, prepared. “Okay well we did just come out with an all new collab with Balmain and we’re slowly releasing our holiday line so... What’s your style?”

“Just looking, thanks. Do you have to ask that to everyone who walks through the door?”

“Yeah, I used to forget all the time and got in trouble for it... Plus it’s a slow day so now I definitely have to.”

“Apollo? His harmless, you should give it a try.”

“Uh, I’m good, horses kinda... freak me out.”

“Weirdly in a good mood tonight… does anyone wanna come over? I have pizza and leftover Chinese food. And that one Channing Tatum movie I never saw… I hear he strips, so I spent actual money on it.”

“...Are you asking me to come over and watch porn with you?”

“Well hey. It’s nice to see you too.”

“Please pretend we’re best mates, some dude’s been following me since I got out of school and I am small and have the muscle mass of a twig.”