Ed + Edna Walker of Ed and Edna Junk N' Scrapyard

This is a joint role-playing account for both Ed AND Edna.

Posts will be on PST timezone, and honestly whenever I'm up to it. My work hours are weird, so my post hours will be as well.

Expect a mixture of Canon compliance and general cozy-blogging. When they're not in an established episode or tagged in any particular timeline, posts will just look like a day in their ordinary lives.

Also, I'm going to need to ruffle some feathers here: The scrapyard is intended to be a safe space for any wayward Ninja or wanderer. As such, THIS BLOG IS EXPLICITLY A BIGOT FREE ZONE. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE:

Zionist

Transphobic (This includes TERFs. You are not feminists. See yourself out.)

Homophobic

Racist

MAGA

Islamophobic

Antisemitic

Ableist

Generally any other DNI criteria

This blog is also open to headcanons and asks, but anon asks will be turned off once I figure that out.

That should be it for now. Hopefully I don't suck at this.

Good night!

Is anyone else familiar with a man in a jail costume wearing bird wings?

To the person who keeps dropping off tuna sandwiches in our bill drop off slot, please stop. It’s attracting more ants and pests than we have the means to deal with.

We will be closing early today, around 1pm.

Unluckily, I forgot we were supposed to be fasting today. Oops.

Good night, though.

The heat wiped us out yesterday, and it looks like it'll be the same thing today. Still debating whether we want to close early or try and tough it out.

Is anyone else having issues with their charging cables? This isn't the first time this month Ours have died out.

After a cup of salty coffee and some leftover birthday cake, I think I'm ready to open up shop.

Though, it may just be me running things tomorrow. All of yesterday's fun wore Edna out more than she expected.

Good night!

We love you dearly, Jay.