johnny was deeply and creatively disturbed

"masculine role models" lol

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

your cat was an honor to see in the window

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

gay people! think about dicks immediately!!!

On it 👉😑👈 💭 🍆🍌

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

your strengths are harder to see than your weaknesses because the problems you're good at solving don't appear as problems, because you're so good at handling them before they become problems... unlike the relatively rare problem that becomes a crisis, which demands undue attention. it's sort of like a reverse survivorship bias. the problems that become noticed as problems, the moments where you notice your capacity has a gap, are only the ones that aren't cut off at the pass by your strength and capability, before they become problems. so if all you focus on is problems then all you'll see is your weaknesses. which isn't accurate

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

crossfaded off a block of cheese and an apple waylaying every traveller on the road

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ