Born Hater

“How do I look?”

“Say whatever you want, it’s not like I can hear you.”

“Beautiful.”

“Call me first.”

“You’re not answering my calls.”

“That’s my girl.”

“I got you, you’re okay. You’re alright, I got you.”

“Just because [name] still loves you, doesn’t mean I won’t do my job.”

“It’s hard to explain.”

“Wanna go on a date?”

“She could be the one you’ve been looking for.”

“I’m not looking for anyone.”

“I will never stop looking for you, [name].”

“Whatever happens, be careful.”

“Is he late? He’s late, isn’t he?”

“Are you trying to flirt with me?”

“Sorry, I’m only into blondes.”

“We’re gonna catch him.”

“Accessed? Try hacked.”

“Yep. That’s not legal.”

“If he wanted to kill me, I’d be dead already.”

“You know it’s like 3a.m. right? I was deep in the rem.”

“The source listens to the cop.”

“You and [name] have that kind of love that steals a piece of your heart. And, honey, until you fill it with somebody new, you’re just gonna keep going back for more.”

“Look, [name] broke your heart, but you have to get back out there. You know, start dating, live your life.”

“I’m living my life, and a man doesn’t define it.”

“I knew it. I knew it was you.”

“I’ve been looking for you.”

“Pain festers and makes monsters of us all.”

“The internet’s a place where you can create an illusion, show people only what you want them to see.”

“Run! Save her! And save yourself! Hurry, hurry, hurry! HURRY!”

“You won’t ask me how it was like to be with her? Intimately?”

“You and me. This. Whatever this is. It’s over. It’s done!”

“[name], I can’t trust you anymore.”

“I love him, [name].”

“Please, [name], go.”

“It’s never going to stop!”

“I think there’s a leak in the roof.”

“Rain drops keep fallin’ on my head.”

“And I’m singin’ in the rain, just singin’ in the rain!”

“We should get the candles in case the lights go out.”

“It’s cold. Scoot over and cuddle with me.”

“Ugh!! My socks are soaked.”

“I left my umbrella at home and now it’s coming down a flood.”

“It’s thundering so loud.”

“I have a confession. I am afraid of storms.”

“Well, I was going to go, but then water soaked through my shoes and got my socks wet so fuck that.”

“I love the sound of rain on the roof.”

“I think I’m going to sleep this rainy day away.”

“I love the rain.”

“Why don’t you kiss me in the rain?”

“Watch out for the mud puddles.”

“Can I borrow your truck? My car is stuck in the mud.”

“Let’s sleep in today.”

“I’m thinking it’s a movie and cuddled on the couch in a blanket type of day.”

“If you don’t come back inside, you’re going to catch a cold”

“I wonder if it’s going to get cold enough to snow.”

“It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring…”

“Rain, rain go away. Come again another day.”

“Come dance with me in the rain.”

“Just our luck, it would rain on the actual parade.”

“Can I sleep with you? I’m afraid of storms.”

“You know you can count how far the storm is by the thunder.”

“Lightning never strikes in the same place twice.”

“The weather said there was a chance of a tornado.”

“I hate rain.”