ALpalooza

Who out here June-ing their Egbert

this is my johndirk fankid. her names thea. she likes black and white french movies and animatronic animals.

terezi the shit starter

hussie jork redraw because its the most perfect image to ever exist to me.

apple of my eye or something idk i. i hate them.

mlp image but make it jork. i dont rlly know why hes doing all that. if you ask me he’s sleep deprived and only awake through sheer will and also multiple five hour energys after realizing his feelings for john arent as platonic as he thought. hes still trying to prove to himself he can be completely normal about it though so he goes to johns house randomly on zero hours of sleep just plain loopy and has the weirdest social interaction of all time.

loser boyfriend wont stop yapping about mlp discourse on twitter to come to bed. many such cases.

chalanter vs pretender nonchalanter

johns having one of his tantrums but dirk keeps responding to his rambles with such an objective analysis that john cant even find a reason to be upset anymore which should be frustrating but also he feels better so he guesses its fine?

domestic jorks

imagine it. john and dirk awkwardly standing in a corner having barely interacted but are now forced to because of proximity. they find out they both like japanese media and try making small talk about it only to find out they do not read or watch the same genres at all and for the conversation to immediately fizzle out. they tried and they failed and they will both be thinking about the embarrassment of this sad excuse of a social interaction all week.

they want to crawl into the others skin

two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy

most gorgeous big brown eyes youve ever seen vs staring into your soul