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Marian and Jeremy. Do I even need to explain? One of them practically lives in his basement while the other one is a sexual goddess. I simply can’t see the two of them jelling together at all in the bedroom. Marian would be doing all the work and probably end up having to fake an orgasm for the sake of keeping Jeremy’s ego in tact.

Minerva and Theodore. Can you just imagine how much of a train wreck that would be? Because I certainly can. And I’m sure he’ll try his “charms” to lure her into the bedroom much to her dismay.

Female:

Emiliana - The VeganAlena - The City MouseJuniper - The Beach BumDianna - The CredulousMinerva - The MinxAdelesia - The FlirtMarian - The PariahMelissa - The Satisfied Street RatErin - The VixenRosanna - The EcdysiastElla - The ChemistSummer - The Foreigner Violet - The BenevolentDakota - The Vagrant

Male:

Adam - The RecluseEliott - The Dark Horse Baxter - The Hero ComplexTheodore - The ConnardWiktor - The Glory SeekerMiles - The Casanova WannabeGeo - The Peter PanJeremy - The Basement-DwellerXavier - The Shady TownyIsaac - The NymphomaniacNate - The Prince CharmlessDamon - The Intangible ConceptDaniel - the Sheltered Aristocrat

Honestly, naming your kids after Greek gods? How stupid is that. Setting a basis for a narcissistic problem should be the least of their problems, another one should be the constant bullying from all the little kids with normal Italian names in Ecrin School...

Besides the obvious people who are already together I’d put my money on Marian and Xavier if they haven’t already.

Intelligent:

Ella

Adam

Jerry

Adelesia

Isaac

Least Intelligent:

Luca

Xavier

Damon

Geo

Emily

Surely Theo and Dianna will get together at some stage– I don’t know about becoming an official “couple though” since it won’t last. I’m sure he’ll probably get bored and cheat on her eventually, otherwise find some way to crush her poor pathetic little heart. Maybe Adelesia will get with one of the twins. As for couples that won’t last– Erin, Isaac, Ross whatever the hell that little awkward love triangle is. Sometime soon something’s gotta give way and someone’s going to get their heart broken in that messy situation. One of the two girls will get jealous soon enough and my monies on Erin.

Sluttiesr

1. Ross - considering she is an escort, there’s no surpsie there, right? I just wonder if she ever has any casual sex or everyone has to pay for getting in her… bed.

2. Isaac - I’m not sure what his life was before Ecrin, but twotiming Erin and Ross?

3. Wiktor - we might not hear a lot of bragging around, but it’s obvious Wik has his wild secret sex life, being a beloved player in the town’s football team and an actor, favorite to the ladies with his looks.

4. Miles - Miles is a big flirt, that much has been obvious from the start when he managed to seduce the cold hearted Minerva, then was spotted hanging out with the trio of broken friendship. I wonder who else might be on his radar when he returns from being MIA.

5. Baxter and Violet - it’s an all known fact these two are like rabbits. I wonder whether they’ll keep it up not that they have two little monsters in their home?

Purest

1. Jerry - it’s obvious that guy’s only sex life goes only as far as mastrubating on online pictures and videos, so it’s kind of sad how “pure” he is.

2. Adam - unlike his twin, who’s obviously in for the game of love and sex, Adam seems so awkward that I’m not sure he’ll even be able to get it up when he gets a girl naked.

3. Dianna - since she obviously finally gave in the “charms” of Dawson, were expecting the girl to soon leave this shameful list and have the cherry popped.

4. Ella - should we even explain why she’s on this list? I’m not sure she’ll ever even get as far as Adam would.

5. ???? Is there even a fifth? So little people around here can be even called pure.

Best:

1. Isaac2. Wiktor3. Marian4. Violet5.Daniel

Hot:

1. Erin2. Marian3. Isaac4. Alena5. DamonNot:1. Ella2. Dianna3. Jerry4. Geo5. Adam/Elliot– whichever one is the nerdy looking one. I can’t tell the difference between the two of them.

This one’s fairly obvious, isn’t it? The worst person to be friends with in this town is clearly Theodore, I mean– he doesn’t even have a decent friend. As for best friends, I would’ve had my money on the three nerds until Amara ditched town and left poor little Dianna and Ella all on their own. Clearly, friendships don’t run very deep here in Ecrin.

Best:

1. Ella - That sweetheart’s basically a genius. Surely she’ll be able to make a boat or something and get us out of there, right? Otherwise, if she can’t use that brain of hers I guess we’d be able to use her for something else. Maybe another food source?

2. Dakota - Girl has some experience out in the wild with her job as a nature photographer. Surely she knows what to do, right? That is– if she watches her clumsy ass.

3. June - Well there’s someone who loves the beach and should know the ins and outs of a deserted island. The only issue is what if she wants to stay there forever instead of leave?

Worse:

1. Theo - I mean, who the fuck wants to be stranded with him in the first place other than that stupid little girl who follows him around. Not only would he be an “absolute joy” to hang out but I’m pretty fucking sure he wouldn’t hesitate to make a move on someone and kill them as soon as the island runs out of food.

2. Jerry - No technology, no life for Jerry. I hate to say it but that boy can’t function without the presence of technology in his life and on a deserted island with no electricity or power? Sorry Jerry but it’s clear that you wouldn’t be lasting long.

3. Marian - I already don’t know what the hell Marian would do on a deserted island. Maybe she’d set up a sex ring with the monkey’s when she gets bored in her spare time?

I see you’re saying that she should go chasing after another person which would make her look extremely desperate. What’s wrong with letting the girl be an independent free woman without any baggage to hold her down? I’d much rather see Erin have a little fun with life instead of hanging onto a guy like Isaac who would only hold her down. Besides, I’m sure after she finds out about her boyfriend’s dirty little secret she’s going to be far too heartbroken and distraught to put her faith and trust in another man again. That poor darling really is going to have heart shattered by the one person who she thought she could trust.