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Have you missed me?

#be honest #scratch that #tell me you missed me #or im gonna be really sad

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shout out jane goodall

#i forgot her birthday #im sorry

egberts

what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

undeadhousewife

Op has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

egberts

this is like a vicious siren's call, leading me to a beautiful yet incredibly predictable death

margoshansons

I want to make something very clear:

If you voted for Trump AT ALL. Get the fuck off my blog. Unfollow me immediately.

I don’t care why you did it and I’m not gonna bother explaining myself to you, because as long as I have rights, I will execute them.

This is a safe space and I will not let you taint it.

smorpher

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

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My kind of comedy

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

lizawithazed

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

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#MedicalHistoryTaking

lasrina

Slightly related true story from my family:

“911, what’s your emergency?”

“My house is on fire, but it’s just one wall and I have a fire extinguisher, so I think I can put it out.”

“Sir, please get out of the house. The fire engines are on their way.”

“I will in a minute, but I really think I can–”

“SIR. PLEASE. LEAVE THE HOUSE.”

“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from out here I can see that the whole roof is on fire.”

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“Fine.” [beat] “Okay, from

out here I can see that the

whole roof is on fire.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

eclecticmiracleearthquake

The Black Dog

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x exile

#?????????????????????????????????????????????#i have deceased #i have no words #i love this song #a great loss #i #i....#i don't know what to do #it works so well tho #for a second there i thought she was gonna play my boy but she didn't soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The Black Dog

#?????????????????????????????????????????????#i have deceased #i have no words #i love this song #a great loss #end me now #The Black dog #???????????????????????+#i #i....#i don't know what to do

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Today Was a Fairytale.......

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x I Think He Knows???????????????????

#i have deceased #i have no words #i love this song as well #today was a fairytale and i ain't gotta tell him i think he knows #?????????????????????????????????????????????????#is she trying to end me #???????????????????????????????#i #i...#<3

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Today Was a Fairytale.......

#i love this song #<3

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can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan

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This was not meant to be seen by quite this many people

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kamalapelt going to the moonstone to receive her 9 lives

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we cant let trumpclaw get nine lives, he doesnt follow the warrior code

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we cant let trumpclaw

get nine lives, he doesnt follow

the warrior code

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

eclecticmiracleearthquake

Red??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????

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x Maroon??????????????????????????????????????????????

#does she want me dead?????????#how am i supposed to survive this?#am i supposed to survive this???#i have no words #i have deceased #it works so well

Red??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????

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I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

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x I Can See You......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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it works though soooooo...

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I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

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x I Can See You......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#im flabbergasted #...

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

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