Being skinny would actually solve 90% of my problems

People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever.

shout out to everyone who was forced to internalize all their emotions growing up and now have a constant underlying anger that colors every part of their lives bc they never got to learn how to process their feelings

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it

one thing i love about kids is how excited they get when they learn a fact. they gotta tell everyone the fact. the fact must be shared. if a kid shares a fact with you, try to share in their enthusiasm, because that enthusiasm is delightful and worthy of encouragement.

telling someone “it could be worse” when they’re already upset does not help so stop

Even the strongest people can feel so small.

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

"do you like money?" “¥€$”

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

I don’t think my parents realise that I only sleep a lot because I don’t want to feel sad.

@professors who include participation in their grading criteria: why do you hate shy people so much

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you