Babe

  Melodramatic, much? This is true, as long as it’s not in public. Nude beaches aren’t my thing. Next time maybe I’ll just lay out in the backyard.

Me, melodramatic? Never. Would you rather that or me being stoic? There's too many perves and children around to do it in public, and fuck there are some disturbing sights on nude beaches. The backyard's your best idea. I'm sure the guys here would love that. Hell, the girls, too.

  Well the sand part isn’t great. That always sucks. Can’t have the good without a little bit of the bad. And for tan lines, I don’t know just deal with it.

Sand should be banned or something, it's just unnecessary. You could always sunbathe naked, that tends to take care of any unwanted paleness.

A day at the beach is the most relaxing thing. Plus I got a pretty good tan.

I fail to see what's so relaxing about getting sand in places it shouldn't be. What about tan lines?

  Would it please your highness if I said pretty please?

I doubt it, not much pleases her highness. Get drunk, that makes things more interesting.

  Wh-What?

You're a strange little dude, aren't you?

  Yes, but I said nothing about me. If you ask me the dude deserves whatever he gets. For all he knows, someone could have found the cup in the garbage and thought it was my number. 

It must be a genetic thing then. Maybe you should've just thrown your coffee at his face. Here's hoping it's some big butch bitch that calls him.

I don’t think so, I mean I can be a bit weird sometimes, but I’m definitely not perky. Would you have a problem with me if I was one of those?

Everyone's weird in some way. Yes, I would. Those people make me want to hit something. Preferably them.

I really think these glasses make me bad ass; do they?

They make you more irritating, that's for sure.

”So it might be nice if I introduced myself. I’m Madison.”

You're not one of those weirdly perky girls, are you?

The barista that made my coffee today wrote his number on my cup. And I’m really tempted to give it to someone else and tell them it’s mine.

Yet you call me a little shit.

  Yeah, well, as long as long as it’s not too obsessive, then she’s fine. If it’s starts to get out of hand and do a few things that will take me a while to list, then that’s creepy. God, hearing that just makes me feel weird. Me and my sister are no where alike. She’s so… shy when it comes to girls and I can actually control myself around them. I can start talking to a fake and just by hearing them talk I will walk right away. It’s so obvious when you know they are about to back down ‘cause they try way too hard.

That's what restraining orders are for. People have a hard time believing twins can have completely different attitudes, or at least for the most part. Which is fucking rude, we may look alike but we're our own people. Just tell her to toughen up, the worst that can happen is rejection, and then you just move on. Exactly, I mean, I have zero tolerance or patience for fake people in my life, no matter the level of fakeness. They try to be fierce but you can see the fear and doubt in their eyes. I don't know who they think they're kidding.

  She wont shut up about her. But it’s cool that she finally found another girl to obsess over. Whatever makes her happy I guess. Kinda strange that we both went for the Regents. They are extremely likable and hot if I may add. I’m sure that attitudes can wipe off of people. It happens a lot and that’s how most bitches became who they are today. They are still not naturally bitchy so they can’t get to where we are. True. Watching people struggle in general make laugh meaning it doesn’t necessarily be trying to be something that there not though.

Isn't it kind of creepy obsessing over a girl? You both have the same type then, at least looks wise. Each to their own. If you're not a natural bitch and you're a bitch-made bitch, I'm not interested in knowing you. They tend to back down too fast anyway. It's hard to reach our level, but hey, I've mastered it. If you're trying to be a certain way to fit in or impress someone, you can walk.

  Agreed. Bandit is way too busy to do anything fun lately. She’s mostly trying to focus on girls now that we moved here. I don’t blame her. There are a lot of hot people here despite there innocent little selves. You’re right. Maybe we can sink in our dangerous fumes and maybe they’ll be able to wake up and smell the damn coffee. Even though that probably made no absolute sense, It could still work. Some people just try to hard to be bitchy and they fail miserably. It’s funny to watch them struggle though.

She's busy chasing tail then, hm? I can't blame her either, despite their weak personalities, most people here are hot. I don't know if our natural attitudes are contagious, but hopefully it'll rub off on some people. Too much sweet doesn't work for me. I get what you mean. It's even funnier watching their face after you put them in their place. Though it pisses me off a lot when people try to be something they're not. That's why you won't catch me being nice.

I…am bored out of my mind. Entertain me.

Or you could find something to do yourself instead of expecting us to amuse you like come kind of pet.

  I will not confirm nor deny. You have a point, I’m well aware that you don’t sit on the sidelines. I’m fairly certain that trouble is your middle name. Maybe you should get it legally changed so it really is. You’re such a little shit sometimes. I know that I don’t have to get involved. But if anyone is actually stupid enough to fuck with you, you know I’m gonna go from zero to bitch in two seconds.

We both know I'm right. And I'm not going to start now. Hmm, I dunno, does Echo Trouble Martinez have a nice ring to it? Oh, but I'm so much more than just a little shit. I know, I kinda love seeing you get your bitch on, my protective big sister, my savior, my hero. You do know that I'm a big girl, right?