eccentricity is not a FLAW

Senjougahara: No, she's good at that too.

Araragi: What?

Hanekawa: Oh my god... I'm in love with Araragi.

Hanekawa, to Karen and Tsukihi: Why didn't you guys tell me?

Senjougahara: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.

Meme: Oh, what did he do this time?

Araragi: No, it’s me, Araragi.

Meme: Oh.

Hanekawa: Really? That's amazing. How?

300 theme for 300 days

Prompt: Angel

Hanekawa: What made you decide to tell us now?

Senjougahara: Kanbaru found out last week, and I was positive she was not gonna be able to keep the secret much longer.

[Flashback]

Kanbaru: Bye, Senjougahara-senpai!

Kanbaru: I mean, not BI, but BYE——I mean, see ya! I mean, have fun only having sex with men! Just bangin’ dudes left and right!

Hanekawa: Yes. Did you miss me?

Hanekawa: Quick follow up: did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if i was looking at it too?

Araragi:

Araragi's dad: You have the right to remain silent.

Koyomi: Not as good as it smells.