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when you are mohamed salah greatness has no expiry and hoes stay mad

i’m healthy as a horse but the horse is like the most fucked up horse you’ve ever seen

i must not care about sport. caring about sport is the mind-killer. caring about sport is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the sport. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when the sport is gone i will turn and face the sport’s path, and only i will remain.

we have absolutely scammed that omg 😭

i've seen enough put rio on NOWWWWWWW

so whos going in if they also take this keeper out

coyf (come on you freddie)

whatever happens it will always be known that Mo Salah scored the first ever derby goal at their new stadium 😌

ah yes that’s my emotional support team that constantly ruins my mood and makes me want to kill myself