gotham fanfiction

*using my reverse psychology voice* ooooo you DONT want to pet me. you DONT want to give me treats. you DONT want to pat my head. you DONT want to tell me im cute

Jesus spent a month in the desert smoking fake carts with his androooooid charger

????? march ?????? again ??????

When you're tired of being in the army

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

Okay but the day I realized that writing dirty talk was basically just “Yes, and” but horny is the day I walked directly away from my keyboard into the back yard and stared at the sky for a while.

YOU COME HERE, ONTO MY TUMBLR DOT COM MOBILE APP, AND CALL ME OUT TO MY FACE??? FOR SHAME

Do you think Tamaki would ask Haruhi if she would still love him if he were a worm

You want me to find a quiet place to study? The thing that put Haruhi Fujioka in debt?

tamaki suoh watches the tinker bell movies religiously and cries every single time that is all

CANON