I Must-ache You a Question

this blog hates donald trump

“I like to hang out with boys cause there’s less drama” did Lord of the Flies teach you nothing???

welcome to my twisted bra strap

psa: kiss ya girls thighs

……his own fam 

Quit being rude I made you cum

take me down to the bearadise city where the girls are bears and they bare bear titties

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

holy shit 

LAUREN

u ok

moon emoji

Bathe in the blood of your vanquished enemies.

do you ever completely zone out and start fantasizing about cute little scenarios involving you and your fav that have absolutely no chance of happening and then you snap out of it and realize how much of a giant fucking loser you are

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

birates

it’s like all you gotta do is flip the p upside down

Well, it just shows how easy it is to go both ways.

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me