The Lavenders

Lucy: hi!

Holly: denial

Hannah: exhaustion

Ryden: constant anxiety

Sarah: Niverville

Vic:

Jenna: *nervous chuckle* didn’t you mean to say gu-

Dean: no let’s use Plan G

Sarah: how many plans do you fuckers have??? Is there, like, a Plan M??

Holly: yeah but Hannah dies in Plan M

Dean: I like Plan M better

Dean: idk what if I run something BI you instead?

Hannah: or maybe we can PAN this out

Ryden: ...I’m gAY

Dean: goddammit Ryden

Holly: OMG I’m trying to call 9-1-1 but-

Holly: oh shit tell us what happened

Ryden: I got called gay at school

Holly: why tho??

Ryden: I was being gay

Dean: was it at school?

Holly: no.

Hannah: are you sure?

Holly: yes.

Hannah: oka-

Dean: girls are hot

Ryden: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO HOT

Ryden: *whips out condiment*

Sarah: wait, why the FUCK does Hannah have 13 cactuses?

Ryden: it’s 4 in the afternoon

Sarah: she’s got a problem with the sun