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You fucking wish… You think you’re Dan Bilzerian now that you’re in college or something?

No. Don't be ridiculous. Do think I'm better than you though!

#I FR CANT RBELPG PROPERLY ON THIS ACCOUNT WHY #he gnna talk shit then go runnin back to santa monica

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Ya and I got to ride one it was really fun. I also saw a really drop bear. ANYWAY how was Santa Monica? Last I checked you owned a pimp chair with 2 girls either side!

dyldaawg

Ha, fake as shit! I've been to Australia. I know that kangaroo abuse shit doesn't fly there. Cool about the drop bear, though! Yeah, traded up my pimp life for some glasses and overpriced text books. I'm a pre-law major. Swag.

#same he just takes everything seriously

tr-istan-blog

What the fuck do you do there? Homosexual Studies or some shit?

dyldaawg

More like your girlfriend's new titties in my DMs!

#im still obsessed w myself <<<3

christian-mavor

I think I saw some girls recreating Girls Gone Wild on the beach earlier. Welcome back.

dyldaawg

God, I missed this place. Get me some of that!

juliet-gunn-blog

hey fuck wit

dyldaawg

WYD Ju? Last I checked you were among the kangaroos and shit!

#me 2

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This town done got WOKE. I came back from Santa Monica U at the right time.

#same dylan is smart #ICBF CHANGING ANY ICONS

macdaddycameron

It’s cool. Everyone around me gets pretty stressed so I’ve been running my own little business. How’s….whatever you’re doing?

dyldaawg

Oh so you're like a Tristan Trust junior? How sweet. Being handsome and graceful is going really well thanks.

Well... The school ain't let me back since I been arrested so I can't fuckin run or anything. But I can crash. Who wanna be my date? Chicks only doe!

tr-istan-blog

I was actually talking about Billie, but he counts too.

dyldaawg

Oh I see, I don't care what they say... It's still gay in a threeway.

master-daniel

listen here mut, mock my nationality again and ill hit your fucking face in got it

dyldaawg

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the outback.

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tr-istan-blog

Sure thing, I’ll call my girlfriend right now.

dyldaawg

HEY, just because Nate has long hair, doesn't mean you can refer to him as girl. It's still gay.

master-daniel

righto go run off and suck a dick now would you because you are an embarrassment

dyldaawg

Righto Gavo, give me a head start before you throw your boomerang.

macdaddycameron

Oh Dylan…

dyldaawg

That's me.

master-daniel

watch your mouth little faggot

dyldaawg

Sorry Gav.

tr-istan-blog

Your Miley Cyrus phase is really making me shit my pants Dylan. Don’t worry, everyone gets raped in jail. Everyone who looks pre-pubescent anyway.

dyldaawg

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO DO ANAL, ANAL BOY.

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master-daniel

would you shut the fuck up you stupid little WHITE boy

dyldaawg

Take a chillception pill, dude! Don't you have bigger things to worry about right now like uh... INVASION DAY???

tr-istan-blog

That’s a load of shit Dylan, you’re basically gay bait. I understand what you’re going through and I know that your therapist advises you to just forget about. So I’ll let you forget. For now…

dyldaawg

Uh ONE... AM NOT. And TWO... How would you understand anyway? You just confessed to the anal dude? Gross...

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