edelgard's labrys

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

You can always tell when a prince has shed his chrysalis to become a king because he starts calling his sworn knight "old friend", "constant companion", "my most faithful", and similar sexually-charged endearments.

dedue fire emblem molinaro is the character of all time…… he loves cooking fish…... he planned out and attempted an assassination of a head of state…….his main hobby is gardening…..he consumed the heart of a divine being…… he visited 2 of the holiest sites of a religion he doesn’t follow …. he’s a good teacher…..he likes sewing…. he can marry a pope…. he can get buried next to a monarch……. he’s bilingual…… if you get lucky with RNG he can become basically immune to physical hits…. and he’s nearly 7 feet tall.