As the bestman, on the night of the rehearsal dinner, the groom came up to me and said, "Would you take care of the fucking maid of honor and keep her away from me!" I didn't realize what he was asking until a while later. It turned out that after a few drinks, the very conservative maid of honor turned into the horniest slut you've ever seen. I told my wife to go ahead and go to bed so I could deal with the drunken slut. In her room, the drunken slut turned into the hottest, sexiest, most irresistible woman I've ever had and I had to have her again and again! I have since taken her out drinking whenever I could...
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