captain dad.

               ❝ I try. ❞

           ❝ i can't tell if i like you or not. ❞

                     ”Depends on what exactly you ask.”

             ❝ it's nothing specifically to do with you.                  relax. there's been several reports of                  breaking and entering in this area. i                  was hoping you could provide some                  information. ❞

5/∞ pictures of Karl Urban

         ❝ my apologies for that. my name is              vera michaels. is something wrong? ❞

        ❝ good t'meet you, vera. unfortunately,             yes. there's been a series of             break-ins and minor assaults in this             area over the past few weeks. i was             wondering if you could tell me if             you've seen any suspicious activity,             as of late? ❞

  ❝ alright. cant refuse the police, ‘specially      when they're as nice as you. ❞

           ❝ wish everyone shared the same                sentiment, miss. could i get your                name before we begin? ❞

               ❝ Don’t you walk away from me, young man! ❞

                ❝ oi! that's not funny--- ya sound just like her. ❞

               ❝ I don’t have a camera. ❞

                       ❝ i can see that. sorry for snapping---secret                           stuff. sensitive information. ❞

               ❝ Handsome guy like you? Naw. I’m sorry to hear it.                                  But yeah, let’s fly. ❞

                   tom snorts and ducks his head. he begins                    walking, broad shoulders hunched. 

               ❝ Now who am I to pass up a free drink? ❞

                     ❝ just one of many, believe it or not. c'mon,                         before stifler's mom finds us. ❞

               ❝ Icarus. Nice to meet your face. ❞

           ❝ yours, too, sweetheart. you've been the               most courteous thus far. think i owe you               a drink. ❞

               ❝ Some people’s gay-o-meter’s are forever broken after forty. ❞

                     ❝ no shit. it's like high school all over                          again, christ. it's tom, by the way. ❞

               ❝ Usually it’s the younger ones that                attract lethally desperate women.                Fare thee well, o’noble knight. You’ve                got a shit ton of running to do. ❞

                   ❝ fuck me. or don't, i mean---- hell.                        how does she not know? ❞