Lost

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

I find it kinda funny

I find it kinda sad

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

This one is so hard to accept. Reblogging to knock that into my brain.

As one friend said when I felt I was reusing a theme too much, nobody ever says, Did Agatha Christie write about murder again?

I actually laughed out loud at the last one. A very good point.

“I love this, I hope there isn’t anything else out there like it!” Said no one ever

Listen James Patterson has written so goddamn many books you can’t count them and they’re all exactly the same but they’re all best sellers. Write whatever the fuck you want.

We need more women like this

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

isn’t that the dad from kung fu panda 

I was gonna block you but this is actually really funny