I've been informed that introductions are helpful, so, lets rapid-fire this
Most people where I'm at call me Cato, I'm at least 19 [probably older thanks to reset shenanigans], and my two best buddies in the multiverse go by Ratio and Crisis. Our boss is pretty chill too. As far as I'm concerned, gender is irrelevant, so call me whatever you want
I have a cat, I work in the local courthouse, and my favorite thing to do is murder uppity little brats that think they can get away with killing people en masse. My second favorite is telling bad jokes and watching Crisis' face twist because he hates them so much. Between Ratio and I we could probably do a stand-up comedy routine. Crisis is pretty skeledone with our shit, though
One of my buddies - Buzz, you might've heard of him - convinced me to make this thing, and so here I am. I don't know what I'm doing, we get busy often, and I'm lazy, but if I'm around feel free to drop by and ask questions
