Get Pugs, Not Drugs

“So, uhm, uh, my current mental health is, is rapidly

Approaching uhm, an ATL, which is, uhm, that's an all-time low

Not, not Atlanta”

𝘣𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘩𝘢𝘮 ;; 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞

𝘣𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘩𝘢𝘮 ;; 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐬𝐝

It breaks my heart knowing people are out there who haven’t listened to these monologues before. So here are all the monologues in one file.

And as a little extra, take a listen to his audio commercial samples.

(See if you can spot the Eggsy-sounding one.) 

I’ve been informed that a Kingsman 3 is now in the works! Just wanted to share this with my fellow kingsman lovers!!

Of course! I’d love to help. 

Abba in Aberystwyth

Cruisin’ With Mam To Sam Smith

Hugh Jackman and Taron Egerton recreate the lift from Dirty Dancing!

Taron Egerton and Jamie Foxx at BRKLYN Club, Budapest