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oopsprompts

Could I possibly request some prompts between a kidnapper and a person kidnapped after the kidnapper confused them for someone else?

Hmm, maybe:

“Well, this is embarrassing.”

“Are you sure you’re not them? I feel like it would be a lot easier if you were them. For me, I mean, but maybe for you as well, because I don’t know what I’m supposed to do now.”

“They would move into the same town as their doppelgänger, just to mess with me. Ugh. They totally deserve this.”

“Wait, you’re not them, are you?”

“Mmmph!”

“Oh, right, the gag.”

dungeonmasterbash

i could do this with jim and richie

#prompts #fanfiction #writing #kidnapping

factsinallcaps

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

factsinallcaps

thankyouforyourcooperation:

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN?

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR.

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

doomy

why is everyone screaming

factsinallcaps

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG.

marrymejasonsegel

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

marrymejasonsegel

Like, i know so many girls who are down for something more casual and who actually have really low standards that boil down to “treat me like a person, not a talking fleshlight”. And dudes refuse to even meet those standards!

Like, you know how many times I’ve been talking to a guy and I’ve already decided that when we hang out I’d down to mess around, only for the guy to start talking super graphically or send me a picture of his dick–and then literally all desire I had for him went out the windows.

Like dudes are so obsessed with sex that theyre scaring almost-certain sex partners away because they refuse to act like human beings capable of rational thought.

marrymejasonsegel

Bring thing this back to add an example:

I started talking to a guy on tinder. He was funny, flirty and super nice even though he wasn’t really my type. Most importantly, he was completely respectful. He managed to let me know he thought I was attractive, and that he was interested in me, without ever saying anything gross, asking for pictures or asking for sex. We met up for drinks and talked for hours and I realized I was more attracted to him than I initially thought . Not only did I sleep with him on the first date, but I’ve hooked up with him multiple times after that. The first time, he didn’t make any assumptions. We hung out, started making out and then he asked me if I wanted to stay the night. That was it. He STILL has never asked me for a nude, or sent me some overtly sexual message or picture.

But SOMEHOOOW I still want to have sex with him.

Conversely, I started talking to another guy on tinder today. On our FIRST conversation, he has mentioned my boobs 3 times, invited me over to “watch a movie” (he added the quotes, not me), suggested a fwb set up and just asked for nudes.

GUESS WHO ISN’T GONNA GET IN MY PANTS.

brinnanza

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

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Overwatch lore: Talon is a group of assassins, thieves, and criminals who strike from the shadows and disappear without a trace

Talon Members: A purple woman in reflective pink spandex, a glowing hacker with the most distinct hairstyle on the fucking planet, an eight foot tall black man built like a brick shithouse, and a zombie who always wears a big dumb ookie spooky mask on operations.

neruteru

I’m a strong independent shipper who doesn’t need no canon.

#death #sebastianslife #i don't want to tag this too much #personal

berniesrevolution

Trevor Hill is the gay socialist revolutionary we need right now.

#anarchy

refinery29

The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

dungeonmasterbash

im so glad he did this because ive had such a hard time explaining why its fucked to say things like that

#trump #anarchy #mental illness

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zelldas

uhhhh dear jolkien rolkien r tolkien, this is the gayest thing i’ve ever read, in my life,

doykeitdyke

ian mckellen thought the same thing. he talks about it in the commentary :D

licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121

White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like

dungeonmasterbash

oh yeah absolutely though

queeroranges-deactivated

Look lads, all I’m saying is: if you claim to like both pizza and sushi but we stay catching you ordering pizza week after week, month after month, people are gonna ask questions and wonder about the validity of your bisexuality. I’m not out here saying you’re a ~fake~ or anything like that, I’m just sayin tho

its-a-bi-vy

You seem nice.

All I’m saying is that maybe someone is ordering pizza day in and day out because all the local sushi restaurants have ‘F’ grades from the health inspector and are known to be assholes to anyone who doesn’t eat solely at a sushi place. Maybe they’d like to eat sushi but every time they walk in the owners start screaming at them about how they saw them last week at a pizza place and there is no way they like sushi if they ate at a pizza place.

lesbianpeachs

Also?? Conveniently ignores the fact that many people live around tons of pizza places, they’re practically everywhere, but have never seen a real sushi place? Like they know they like sushi in theory but have no way to get sushi.

dungeonmasterbash

biphobia isnt cute even when you use food as analogies for people

#biphobia #queerphobia

thebiglesbian

andvaka

this is incredibly cissexist and intersexist, stop pretending that just because your partner is of the same gender it automatically means that you cant get pregnant/cant impregnate them TRANS PEOPLE EXIST INTERSEX PEOPLE EXIST

emotional-karuma

I had gay sex and now I have a child

unclear-clarity

I mean..if the post isn’t for you..

It was a joke..Lighten up.

emotional-karuma

Excuse you I was making a joke… Lighten up

f1rstperson

@unclear-clarity jokes are meant to be funny though…

notlgbt-blog

if your humor erases trans and intersex people then ur a piece of shit

read-me-loud-and-queer

take a shot every time cissexism/perisexism appears on your dash, and double it if it’s coming from cis/peri lgbpq+ folk

dungeonmasterbash

gross

#transphobia #perisexism #?#i guess thats the word

scornpios

2017 is about finding healthy ways to cope

scornpios

I was wrong, 2017 is about fighting nazis.

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tries to find receipts that prove roachpatrol is a horrible person because i've never actually looked into it before and it was on my dash again wow tumblr really is crazy. like. people are going "look how transphobic!!" when she's clearly not. nothing she said in the pics i saw was actually that bad. "pedophilia!!" for drawing teenagers? pedophilia refers to prepubescents so no? "incest!!" like when did you guys become puritans? "fics about dubcon/rape!!" would you rather it wasn't tagged? like what's the problem here?

#roachpatrol #pedophilia mention #rape mention #incest mention #transphobia mention

jonmichaelmtl-blog

Rise Up. ✊

queergraffiti

“queer rrriot”

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

#anarchy

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