You're three hours late, Frank! You couldn't text?
Sorry, Vanna, but I have a good excuse.
Totally! Dave figured out our universe is just a simulation and he developed an app to hack it! He turned everyone in upper management into bimbos with huge titties and after that, well, an office orgy was inevitable! I totally lost track of time!
You're disgusting, Frank, and not funny at all! Where were you really? Did you and Dave go to that damn strip club again? Stop playing with your fucking phone and look at me when I'm talking to you, damnit!
Sorry, I guess I should have looked you up before I came home...
Looked me up? What are you... You're the best husband ever, Frank! I'm so silly for getting angry with you! You should totally do whatever you want to me with Dave's app thingy! I'm sure I'll just love it! <giggle>
Why thank you, Vanna! I'm sure you'll love it too! I just made sure you would with the app!
<squeal> You’re so clever, Frank! Not like me! I'm a dumb bimbo!
Yes, you are, Vanna! Would you like to look more in keeping with your new personality?
OMG! I GOTS GINORMOUS TITTIES! <giggle> So Kewl!
You look perfect, babe, if I do say so myself!
Best! Husband! Evah! <giggle> can I, like, give you a blowjob now?
That'd be great, Vanna. And after that, we should go visit your sister!
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