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Wrapping what could be one of the coolest gifts I've ever given. #IGiveGoodGift #GiftingIsSeriousInstagramBusiness #ClassyPhotoFilters #runningoutofhashtags (at San Fernando Valley)

Only one of THE. BEST. moments in recent days. When #PD1014 met Uncle @thethomaswilson, aunty @onecupsake and KazumiZoom! (at Burbank, Burbank, California)

#PD1014 pulled a hat trick today. I was baptized with the unholy trinity. He threw up on my shoulder, peed on my lap, and POOPED IN MY HAND... 👶🏽👨🏽 #ThisIsTheSAFEpicture (at Burbank, Burbank, California)

This was not nudged off center. This is not an illusion. This was bolted onto the wall like this. This has been bothering me for the last three days. (at Providence St. Josephs Hospital)

Even Oswald is ready. #PD1014 (at Providence St. Josephs Hospital)

This guy gets it. 😳 #No44 (at Hollywood Walk of Fame)

Still waiting on the little guy, but I LOVE that from here on out, #pd1013 will mark the beginning of Holiday Season. 👶🏽😁 #thewaitinggame (at Providence St. Josephs Hospital)

This is a good sign right? A good omen or some such thing? (at Streets of Burbank, California)

Learning hot to NOT break our baby. #nailingiit #PD1013 (at Providence St. Josephs Hospital)

Great way to wake up.... at 2 AM. Leaks from the ceiling. Awesome. (at San Fernando Valley)

I bought this little samurai boy print by @thejedhenry a few years ago in hopes I could eventually put it up in our little boy's room. Tomorrow I'm hanging it in #PD1013's room. 😁😁😁😁👶🏽👨🏽❤️ (at San Fernando Valley)

Learning how to help bring #PD1013 into the world. T-minus OMGITSGOINGTOHAPPENSOON (at Providence St. Josephs Hospital)

#pregnantwife (at San Fernando Valley)

I'm rebranding, ladies and gents. #NandoEscobar (at WeWork La Brea)

So this is a thing that just happened. #pd1013 #itsthefinalcountdown #doodoodoodooo #dooodooDEEEdooo (at San Fernando Valley)

Every now & then #Timehop gets it right. 5 yrs ago #MinnieMouse was "pressuring" me to put a ring on it. (I already had the plan in place) Today @lisambueno is at the park with her family celebrating #PD1013's imminent arrival. (at San Fernando Valley)

Sad to say that #SuicideSquad was seriously stupid. A super sucky slice of stupendously sloppy cinema. Seriously, stay away from this shit show. (at AMC Burbank 16)