my voice says stuff, and then you listen.

A compilation of thought-provoking videos that I've tweeted using the power of The Internet®

I haven’t posted on this Tumblr in years, but here’s a new video I made. 

It’s the story about a passionate man with a burning desire to share his gumballs with the world.

Enjoy.

This is my audio commentary for an extremely bizarre and incredibly stupid sex education cartoon from the 80s.

Prepare yourself for some of the strangest shit imaginable, including: baby burgers, vagina sharks, lesbian cats, a perverted duck, and so much more!

HELLO FRIENDS.

I just had my first TV appearance on the premiere episode of Comedy Central's new animated series "TripTank".

You can watch show here! My voice appears about 22 seconds into the episode.

http://www.cc.com/episodes/hy53ve/triptank-shovels-are-for-digging-season-1-ep-102

I actually wrote and recorded the segment that I appear in many years ago just for fun, so the fact that thousands of people listened to me narrate a bizarre story about a man falling in love with a toaster is pretty damn weird.

People on the internet have always been so friendly and supportive, so I just wanted to say: thank you all for your kindness. It's always meant a hell of a lot to me.

It's been a very long time since I did a dramatic reading, and I was surprised I had somehow never done this one before, which of course made me feel obligated to record myself reading it.

This is an audio commentary I did for the weirdest fucking thing ever made. 

It's a short film called "Theevan". 

I'm not even going to attempt to describe what happens in this film.

You need to just experience it for yourself.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear me ramble on for an eternity while watching the worst film ever created? If so, then guess what buddy? You're in luck! (and by "luck", I mean "hell")

I say a bunch of stupid, weird, and bizarre things the whole time. (much like the script in this movie. ZING!) Seriously, if you're looking for an intelligent critique, you're not going to find it here.

This was just an experiment. I will probably never release this publicly on YouTube, so feel free to share it and pass it around with others, I guess.

I hope you find some enjoyment out of this total disaster.

BYE.