Dude Fashion You Think Is Cool (But Isn't)

Kids up on his Willy Loman.

Stacks out of style. Frontin with the in crowd. Roll another. Knee highs.

Know I'm up. You on that hightop tip. Nah right? Show that tongue game. Skytops.

Dat middle school dance look. Dad's tie and jeans.

My first blazer. Got that thrift store swag. Trying to be casual. SUCCEEDING.

I know it's bright at that house party. All the pretty girls came. Pieces of flare. Chin up, shades on.

Summer time. Keep cool with the short cuts. Keep warm with the wool hats.

Man cleavage. I know you want to show me your nips. Your sassy, sassy nips.

First day of college. New place, new you. Do you, boo boo. Plaid up.