Mike Yank

i wish i could have seen your breasts before they put you in the electric chair

i want to throw a girl into a refrigerator and dent the door really bad and blame her for it

I WANT GOD TO TURN THE WHOLE WORLD INTO A SMOKING ASH CRATER!!!

they accidentally nuked the third world and killed a billion people

i was using my x ray vision powers to stare into my lady neighbor's bedroom and mama stepped in and screamed cause of my pants were down around my ankles while i was touching myself and i didnt notice her come in

so fucking sick of kids putting tacks on my chair.

a girl on the bus started whacking me with a newspaper cause my jeans bagged up in a way that looked like i had a boner

they accidentally bombed the third world and killed a billion people

mailman rung the doorbell when i was getting ready for shower so i had to answer with shirt no undies. i looked like a total tool sitting there signing the paper with my dick out. disgraceful.

I love how it slowly slips into choas and then after a climax of madness with literal screaming it returns to the long yermed for melody.

ive started vibing with phonk ever since i got hit in the head really hard by that shovel