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Once some technicians came to our bingo club and were checking things over and when they went into the room with all the computers in it they shouted "JESUS CHRIST" because there's where we keep the life size cutout of Borat

I love working with old people because the trauma dumps are unbeatable

A customer at the bingo today told me she didn't want to play the linked games (where we basically play over the internet with all the other bingo places for loads of money) which, okay sure, you've got much lower chances of winning, but then she said it was because we had less chance of winning? And I said well clubs with more customers have a better chance of having the winner in their *building* but you as a player have the same chance no matter what club you're in