random all over the place thoughts about a sneezy angel and demon pair…
warning!!! mentions of snz, mess (get’s into specifics too so extra warning), demons and angels, etc
K since it’s October and stuff I cannot stop thinking about a demon and angel pair and both are both super sneezy??
Like I’m thinking that the demon has a pointy tail that’s able to induce the angel to no end and since the demon must be hot/fiery that just gets the angel’s nose going that much more, and the angel’s wings are completely covered in itchy feathers that turn the demon into an allergic mess. Just the sneezy antics that both get up to could be so so hot.
The demon could use their tail to sneakily slither around the angels peripheral vision and quickly and quietly just shove it in the angel’s nose to send them into a spiral of wet, spraying, regal sneezes. There’s mess, but since the angel is a ‘good’ creature they don’t make things too too wet, unless the demon really really tries.
The angel obviously has to fight back by using their holy wings/feathers to constantly itch and tickle the demons sensitive nose. Since the demon is of another land, the angel uses the demons allergies to holy things to their advantage and as the demon is more of a ‘dark/bad’ creature, their sneezes become snotty and messy right from the get go.
The idea that the angel is from heaven and the demon is from hell is even worse for the demon and vice versa. Their opposite upbringings collide, it’s completely obvious that the two of them should never mix…but they have developed a kind of relationship around their sneeziness. It’s almost like a game to the two of them. The angel uses their holy wings to get the demons allergies turned up to 11, and the demon tries and tries to use their slick precise tail to induce the fuck out of the angels large quivering nose.
And even the mess/snot that they produce are different. The angel might have more spray, they always have a majestic quality to themselves and the mess they create. But the demon on the other hand creates a whole lot of trouble for the pair of them. Since the demon is SO allergic to the angels feathers, their nose starts to fill with fiery hot to the touch snot that just starts to gush out of their nose once they start sneezing. As they continue their antics, the angel continuously sprays the demon after having their slippery tail totally invade their gaping nostrils with little to no respite in between each sneeze, every bit of spittle hits the demon’s body with a hiss, the holiness of the substance does not agree with the demons tough simmering exterior. Unfortunately, the demon’s nose can’t contain all the hot snot obstructing it, so it periodically streams and webs of hot to the touch magma type mess slowly waterfalls from their nose, the angel tries to use their indestructible wings to keep the fiery snot as bay but that just makes things worse. The demon’s nose quivers and shakes more and more, the angel knows what’s coming so they shield themselves with their wings just as a shotgun blast of steaming mess shoots from the demons red itchy nose…after the demon sneezes all of the allergens out, the angel slowly peers from behind their shield…the demon gives them a sly smile and softly exclaims ‘you were the one who got me started, it’s your wings that make me all sneezy and snotty’, leaving the angel to pull the demon close with force before sticking another of their many feathers straight up the demon’s streaming, runny, sneezy nose…..🪽🪡







