Drunk Wolverine

Drunk Wolverine really leans into a swig. And sits like a lady.

Drunk Wolverine doesn't give a shit what the inside of his mouth tastes like.

Drunk Wolverine likes to drink, and chastise young women, in uniform.

Drunk Wolverine believes that children are our future.

Drunk Wolverine is patriotic.

When Drunk Wolverine isn't drunk, he's kind of a dick.

When Drunk Wolverine's hands are empty, Drunk Wolverine sulks and pouts like a child without his (boozy) sippy-cup.

Drunk Wolverine would never say "foxy lady."

Drunk Wolverine can do a lot of things with just one hand.

Drunk Wolverine can rhyme anything with "beer."

Drunk Wolverine is a master of changing the subject.

Drunk Wolverine thought they smelled bad...on the outside.

Drunk Wolverine has found the end of the internet.