Pour me another brew, son!

Is that what I think it is?

Originally posted by rileymeetsunicorns

By that, do you mean your favorite centurion?

And that, somehow, makes it all worse.

You seem pretty chill, considering what’s going on with the quest.

What are you talking about? My quest is over.

Yeah, it was.

I’ll zip these lips and never say that ever again.

Charming. You’re high on sugar again.

I haven’t had enough sugar to do anything in over a year, this is just my personality.

Awwww. Thanks for considering me a necessary stop.

Anytime sweet thang-- Sorry, that was weird.

Uh… no, not her.

You should absolutely take your shoe off right now. 

It can’t be-- No, hah, Drew would never go on a mission, it’s gotta be some other one.

Yeah, actually, I’m pretty sure you know them. [She shrugs.] I don’t know, like I said, she’s been around but not a lot.

That makes sense. But also I’m dying to know if you have a pinky toe or not.

Who?? Wait, a daughter of Venus Greek? Please tell me you mean Piper.

Dakota???? When did you come back?

A couple hours ago. Figured I’d make all the necessary stops and spooks and say hi to my faves.

Yeah, but as usual it seems the information doesn’t make it to your brain.

Oh, it does. I just don’t care right now.

Well, I did not.

We covered that already.

This not training newbies anymore is too boring.

You could always make it fun by shaking up your regime.

And it only took you years to come up with that retort.

Congratulations.

Wasn’t really a retort. You’re a dick, but I still missed you.

Well, you’re kinda an excuse of a Senator, anyway.

That’s kinda an excuse of an insult, but I’ll just chalk it out to tiredness and expect better tomorrow?

Clearly, since you’re the one who missed all the Senate meeting and Centurion responsibilities. Useless, as usual.

I mean, I was on a quest doing quest things, which, last I checked, kinda excused me from that.

A shame. I didn’t miss you at all.

Originally posted by biherondale

That’s alright, I’ve got enough miss for the both of us.

No.

Originally posted by saltides

Believe it or not, I missed you.

Well, the Greeks got a quest, too. And Sofia’s been scarce. Pretty sure I heard something about Piper going to school but I could be wrong about that one.

[She glances down at his shoes.] That’ll be exciting.

Oh dang, anybody I know? Wait, wait, why has Sofia been scarce??