Drunken thoughts of a young adult

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

If you ever seen my boobs you’re welcome

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

My mom use to put hot chocolate on buttered toast and we would call it breakfast.