The Hole Zone

is that none pizza with left beef

Guy who has only seen none pizza with left beef seeing his second divided pizza order.

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

pre nut insanity

gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

Jennifer Coolidge is the only person alive who could believably play a live action miss piggy, in this essay i will

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

op im coming to your home to beat you in the face and ass

just saw a girl with "5'1 with tattoos" as her tinder bio and I desperately want to match with her solely and only because I want to ask "how tall are you without tattoos?"