“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Are you always this stupid, or are you just trying to impress me?”
“You’re not nearly as funny as you think you are.”
“Nice shirt. Did you get it from my grandma’s closet?”
“You can stop pretending to be tough now. It’s just me.”
“Do you always use that line when trying to pick up girls?”
“Please don’t make me say it.”
“I can’t tell if I’m in love with you or if all that cold medicine I took is finally starting to kick in.”
“What’s with the sunglasses?”
“That sounded way cooler in my head.”
“Oh, well that’s very mature of you.”
“Don’t flatter yourself.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“In the right lighting, you’re kind of hot.”
“I had a dream about you last night.”
“Can you stay a little longer?”
“Quit hogging the blanket.”
“Just once, I wanted you to notice me.”
“Watch where you’re going.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“I don’t care what you do as long as you leave me out of it.”
“Now would be a great time for you to confess your undying love for me.”
“I’m scared of losing you.”
“Do you even own a shirt?”
“Are you going to eat that?”
“You’re not as bad as people say.”
“I don’t want to hurt you.”
“Wait, you’re scared of the dark?”
“That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. Make sure to get it on camera.”
“Was that supposed to impress me?”
“Aren’t you forgetting something?”
“I don’t want to be like the others.”
“I’m tired of running from my problems.”
“You’re really bad at the whole flirting thing.”
“Tell your mom I said hi.”
“You’re fogging up my glasses.”
“How do you sleep at night?”
“Here’s a fun idea: don’t get yourself killed.”
“You know where to find me.”
