🚂 sexy charlie train conductress 🚂

girls will come online once every 6 hours, reblog 129043894059 posts then leave

“Sometimes somebody dies, and you suddenly realize they were the only person on earth you wanted to talk to about it” is such a devastating line and I cannot believe it’s from an internet improv comedy sketch about local theater troupes.

"If you have a thought and its nice, you should pass it on" is actually extremely real and true btw

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

THEY SOUND LIKE DUCKS!!!!!

@creatures-in-posts

Confirmed creature post

"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.

[image ID: a photo of a light ginger cat laying on the legs of the person holding the camera, perpendicular to the legs and facing away from the viewer. The cat’s fur has been combed into a uniform stripe pattern going from head to tail. /end ID]

Unbelievably fucking cool

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

Yeah this'll fuel my will to live for a bit

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion