Dr. Nostalgia

“I’m faster than a dinosaur. Dinosaurs can’t catch me when I’m wearing my All Blacks. But dragons can because they’re on fire, in their mouth.”

😂 for sure.

Juliette, on the topic of having a cold

"I like mommy. She's actually a good Sarah."

"these scary goldfish"

"Me getting bigger & bigger then me drink coffee!" ☕️ -Juliette

"Your breath smells like beans." - Becca, to me, on New Year's Day morning, before I brushed my teeth. And used Listerine.

New Year's Eve comment from Juliette when she saw THIS on the tv 📺: "Daddy, they have pacifiers!" Yup. Mouth guards are really just adult pacifiers.

Your new favorite GIF. 👏🏻👏🏻

What's that, mom?

Becca made Juliette a snack of Cheerios and almond butter while she was sleeping. She was sooo excited to give it to her when J woke up. "I made it for you all by myself. It was hard work!"

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7...9,10,11,12,13...ready or not, here I come!" #notsleeping

Juliette, whenever she asks to be picked up & held

Becca, age 4

guilty as charged. daddy always gives me cookies. & chocolate milk. and cookies, cookies, cookies!