Drizzy Drake Universe

well we walked upstairs and he whispered we in the room where my bed at and I said OH GREAT IM SO TIRED and I plopped on the bed and curled up to go to sleep and I felt something extremely hard poke my butt. It was his pet rock Shady. So drake got mad at me for laying on shady then I said sorry and he said its okay and he moved shady and laid next to me and said u wanna diddly do it and I said no im tired and he leaned on me and said u wanna frick frack then he said u want me 2 pop lock and drop my semen inside u and I said No and then there was a knock at the door it was the police. He was like DAMN DAMNIT and told me to shrink and turn on blues clues so i sat in front of the bed and they came up, saw blues clues on the screen, and the top of my puff hair and left and that’s when drake whipped out his dick but it knocked over the tv so yeah thats what happened in the bedroom my friend

*knows it*

I wouldn’t be surprised

friends forever

Drake x Sprite Slam (2.15.2014).

Drake - So Far Gone - 5th Anniversary || houseofdawn

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

this weekenddd, so we can, OHHHH